Symbolic Stuff Nobody Gives a Crap About

Viral love letter from a 4 year old.

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I am kaybe. 100%. This is not something I think, it is something I know.

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Look at this. This is a macquette of an annual report I did in college for B&N. It was designed to stand on a desk, it stood about two feet high, each section of the report a different "book" that was in the cardboard disposable stanchion that was a common element of bookstore culture. I did all the typography and illustrations. Note the lower left corner, "Letter from the Chairman."

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This is the poster Jon gave me tonight for my birthday, belated because he wanted to have it framed before he gave it to me.

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Sometimes my ideas are on the cusp of freaky so I edit those. :p I've gotta maintain a certain level of senility decorum.
 
Okay so back to my toe. THis is my mom's nail salon. There is ALL KINDS of magic going on there, every single time. The lady who runs it is this very stern Vietnamese business woman, this is her daughter. She's got a thing for crowns. It's like a safe place, it's hard to explain. Their eyes are always kind, their offerings to Buddha are always fresh, the incense is always tidy, they dust and clean meticulously, none of them have cosmetology licenses, they just teach each other, one of the guys is super duper fey with hands softer than a baby's bottom. I love the place. I mean no place or person s 100% safe, the devil sneaks in everything, but this place delivers a LOT of positivity. And I got a great Vietnamese Green tidbit to add to the repertoire that requires a Pixies Twist. If the devil is 6, then GOD IS SEVEN. Seven in Vietnamese is "Bay." (phonetically) So this hip hop trend of calling your girlfriend your "Bae" or short for "Baby" is code for God.

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Tiny bananas and a papaya on the menu for Buddha today. :love:

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In other "Welcome to Amie's World" news, my mom has decided that she HAS to have a black wig to wear on Friday. Because she is Black Friday. :straightface: $207 for a flippin' mind baby. But I bought it because she won't be around forever and she's convinced it's essential. Maybe it is but I don't think so. They had to order it and it'll be in after 2:00 Friday and my mom's afraid it'll be too late. "For what?" "Nevermind"...my mom's mantra that titled an album. You think I'm crazy, you should hang out with my mom. :p

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THen after wig shopping my mom and I go to Taco Bell and there's this girl assembling a complicated mosaic of the Golden Gate Bridge which spans the San Francisco BAY and I'm floored at her intricate setup and dedication to this project...in the middle of a flippin' TACO BELL. :squiffy: SHe was cool too, I took the pic and said she wasn't in the photo and she said, "Oh I don't mind if I'm in it." Soooo sweet. I hope she goes far.

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I just like the light in this pic. It's our new smoothie bar.

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Okay enough reportage from the trenches of CrayTown. It's time to Miley this evening.
 
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The genius of my poohlemic is lost on the people. :tears: :rofl:
 
I wonder if people who get ignored are like ghost repositories and they're filled with too much spiritual matter and not enough physical matter so people don't pay attention to them for a reason because they're not completely physical? Like they look like they have a body but something in the brain of people around them don't recognize they have a body, because they're more a ghost than a person technically and it's not the fault of those around them, it's just a fact they aren't seen?
 
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I keep seeing I "paw some." (Actually I saw I "was poem" and was stuck on it for awhile trying to figure out which poem and then Barney started pawing at the door like a mad dog and it made sense. :p)

Opposums are marsupials that "play dead" when a predator is near to ward them off. THey literally go into a tiny coma state and bear their teeth, "killing themselves" while looking dangerous in order to keep themselves safe.
 
One of my first cutouts. My FIRST cutout was of a lady tending a fruit stand. I have that here somewhere. This is a bit later. I can't put them in frames and display them because they're made with cheap kid paper and the ambient light would destroy them in weeks, so they stay in a box like vampires. I had a thing for dragons and horses.

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Look at that wicked underbite. :sweet:

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Esperanto is the Coreldraw to Language of the Bird's Illustrator. :D And Microsoft Paint is praying.
 
Don't be jelly I know how to operate a HAM Radio. :cool:

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Al's Little Rave.

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With Sascha and Puppy, of course. :D

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Poor Jon's back is so bad he prefers to stand. He just bought a cabin in Arrowhead, so proud of him. We can kiss concerts goodbye, a $950/mo mortgage is his new life. He's pretty stoked though.

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You agree with most of the email.

Your car is unsafe and you worry.

It is a death trap, tiny car w no safety features.

This is great you're picking up this thought seriously.

A midsize car would be better, the Fiat is what you'd consider compact.

And it's hideous.

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Audi, Audi...(my friend had an Audi and traded it in for a mini)

The part where I disagree is I like the black one over the brown one. (pillock flip the p, its black)

full = love, davey love taro...but it's not tarot, it's card. And it's not card, it's dark. Davie loves the dark one, the more expensive one.

Also I didn't highlight but traducing is "using Bart" or "underground" like "shhh high five" and pantomime alludes to money, like don't worry about that.

BB is Baby, Thanks, babe. Or 22 which is world, the peace of which is our business using bart. :D
 
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