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I know, right?
I was so young once. I like who I am now though.
Wait maybe this one is better.
One day Evan dragged me into Silverado Creek and decided to do a photo shoot. I was in the wrinkly dirty clothes I wore at school all day. He was wooing me and I wasn't sure, not sure you can pick that up on my face.
You boys with your pens. That's an enormous rock clit to the left of me. I'd rather hang with Paula than Paleoliths any day.
Just noticed the Converse. Nice.
My dad divorced my mom when she was at the height of her crazy sign seeing spell. She wasn't fit to take care of me so my dad took custody of me, for a short period I lived with another family who I hoped would adopt me, there was talk but they didn't. My dad married my half sister. My half sister was my step mom for 10 years. When all that Woody Allen stuff was in the news it was as though they were reporting directly from my house. I had to keep it a secret so nobody in the canyon knows my step mom is my sister. Her name is Dawn. My dad was put under a spell while Golden Dawn workers did their magic and he became obsessed with Dawn. I forgive him, it was beyond his control. The downside to it all is that when Evan started to weasel his way into my life, 30 years my senior, my dad had no place to say it was wrong since his wife was so much younger. So it opened the door to my occult education and hell on earth. But everything is better today. Dawn divorced my dad. He remarried and divorced. She has a long term boyfriend her age and mental speed. My family all get along and talk and are quite happy. The late 80s were rough on this one. When you ask a child to keep a huge secret it creates baggage. That's probably why I am "crazy." I love my dad very much.
Eh, sounds genetic to me...
It probably is. So I hope you are pleased with the bountiful amount of info I've provided you to troll me with. I'll add to that that I was violently raped behind the Pali Cafe when I was 13. Welcome to adulthood, Amie.
I guess whatever you're comfortable with sharing is on you...
Maybe this is God's test for you to exercise reservation and not troll the deep wounds.
Maybe it was God's test for you to exercise reservation and keep your craziness to yourself as opposed to posting it in a public domain...and you failed.
Whatever.
Of course...because I'm the only person who needs to have self-control.
In reality, I probably have the most self-control around here considering I don't post 3/4 of what I feel like saying anymore out of respect for DavidT.
I know you guys just want people to make fun of me so you can sit back and laugh. Before you returned to solo a few years ago a lot of people made fun of me and my ideas. I was called every name in the book because I dare theorize on things they didn't have a background in. So I created this thread so I wouldn't bother anyone, a place where I could put the signs I see. What you are doing would be like walking up to a man selling his artwork at a street fair and laughing in his face at how bad his paintings are.