penfoldsfive
resident alien
I dont know anyone with a good job who finds the time to f*** with ppl on a music forum
Hey, The Utterly Glorious CrystalGeezer, have you ever considered the possibility that he is bi-sexual? What would that do to the state of the universe?Why I think Morrissey is not gay. In signs. Because I don't really give a shit anymore so I'm sharing this and I don't care how crazy you think I am.
We went to The Cheesecake Factory last night for dessert. I am a creature of habit and always get the Vanilla Bean Cheesecake and a glass of milk.
First off, look where the waiter sat me:
At a table where there was a defect in the marble that looked like a flacid cock and balls if the balls were on the wrong side and you were looking at it head on and it was cold in the room:
So out of nowhere I decide at the last minute to get apple crisp, or "asshole crisp" as it's affectionally called since apples are assholes.
I think going full brown star makes him flacid. ANd now I look like an asshole because I have to share this GREAT find and it;s all f***ing bullshit and I wish I could just order a f***ing nightshade berry pie BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE SIGN MONKEY ANYMORE! Assholes forcing me to do this. f*** you.
Hopefully he is gay so I can move on from all this. AND hopefully he has an opportunity to marry his gay lover in America because I do find marriage very important and believe that gay people should have the freedom to marry, marriage is a beautiful thing. People who hate marriage are assholes for the most part. Who hates that two people share a bond? Assholes.
Hey, The Utterly Glorious CrystalGeezer, have you ever considered the possibility that he is bi-sexual? What would that do to the state of the universe?
Your Chum in Barnet.
Why I think Morrissey is not gay. In signs. Because I don't really give a shit anymore so I'm sharing this and I don't care how crazy you think I am.
We went to The Cheesecake Factory last night for dessert. I am a creature of habit and always get the Vanilla Bean Cheesecake and a glass of milk.
First off, look where the waiter sat me:
At a table where there was a defect in the marble that looked like a flacid cock and balls if the balls were on the wrong side and you were looking at it head on and it was cold in the room:
So out of nowhere I decide at the last minute to get apple crisp, or "asshole crisp" as it's affectionally called since apples are assholes.
I think going full brown star makes him flacid. ANd now I look like an asshole because I have to share this GREAT find and it;s all f***ing bullshit and I wish I could just order a f***ing nightshade berry pie BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE SIGN MONKEY ANYMORE! Assholes forcing me to do this. f*** you.
Hopefully he is gay so I can move on from all this. AND hopefully he has an opportunity to marry his gay lover in America because I do find marriage very important and believe that gay people should have the freedom to marry, marriage is a beautiful thing. People who hate marriage are assholes for the most part. Who hates that two people share a bond? Assholes.
You're convincing nobody.Anyway, if it turns out he is licking the other side of the stamp after all, then what you gonna do?
Nothing. He can do whatever he wants. I'm just saying, my frustration I suppose, is that every time somebody suggests that he is gay or he wears a gay symbol or whatever, I get this onslaught of symbols and signs that say, plead, beg for attention that say "IM NOT REALLY INTO IT!" and I feel like I'm supposed to report it to reassure that I'm listening? I dunno. But I'm stuck on this sign-seeing jail where pretty much I hear he's important, he's not technically gay and he's lost reading his signs wrong and taking bad advice. And can I drive the sign car bc he's tired and needs help. He can be gay all he wants, I don't care! Really! I think our Boss is Lady God and She's talking to me trying to convince me that he prefers puss bc that's her house. And Morrissey is the male half of the HA which is the poster child for the sacred feminine so it would symbolically make sense that he prefer to going pink.
I don't know. I don't care. Hunger Games for bored masons is all it is.
Apples are arseholes? I don't get it.
I think if you are supposed to beg and plead for attention to appease your gods then is it enough to do it just on a messageboard?
Ciao kids! Its been fun. I'm outtie.
Ciao kids! Its been fun. I'm outtie.
Again with this crap?
First off, look where the waiter sat me:
At a table where there was a defect in the marble that looked like a flacid cock and balls if the balls were on the wrong side and you were looking at it head on and it was cold in the room:
I don't see the resemblance, personally. And I've seen several penises (...penii?). Although I do have terrible eyesight.