So back in high school I was not well versed in art. So under weird strange cosmic pressure or whatever, I asked a boy if he'd like to have sex with me. He said he just wants to hear my voice. It was beyond awkward.
What a great story. You should sell it to Reader's Digest!
Maybe Geezer can give us advice seeing as she is an upstanding citizen in her community, trusted confidant to her friends, is extremely intelligent and properly educated, & just generally has her shit together in ways we could never hope to?