David Bret (Morrissey 'biographer') to rush release cash-in Liz Taylor book

[joe frady]

Piss-poor Chanson-obsessed Morrissey biographer ('Landscapes Of The Mind') is to chuck out his biography of Elizabeth Taylor 'imminently'. The book, formerly titled 'Elizabeth Taylor: The Lady Was a Vamp' but now, out of 'repsect'?, re-titled 'Elizabeth Taylor: The Lady, The Lover, The Legend: 1932-2011', is apparently a dirt-dishing piece of trash that had no chance of being released while she still had a pulse, for fear of litigation.
According to Bret Liz was bi-sexual. Just like Morrissey

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

David Bret, we h8 that guy here, right?
I honestly cannot remember

[Dave]

According to Bret Liz was bi-sexual. Just like Morrissey

Are you saying she was gay?

[joe frady]

Are you saying she was gay?

I have no idea.
But Mr.Bret says that she was bi-sexual. And that she married at least two husbands knowing they were gay.
etc.

[Dave]

I was joking about "bisexual like Morrissey" meaning gay but I didn't put the straightface. Actually I almost have to say that if he can sell a book by finding enough people to pay to find out if Elizabeth Taylor may have been less than 100% heterosexual, then he must be a wizard with words, because I don't think that many people care. This is the type of revelation that would have been a big deal in the early 70's.

[Dave]

Gandhi: Bisexual Self-Promoter?

[I am a Ghost]

David Bret's biographical skills are on a par with David Brent's managerial skills. He might work in an affair with Edith Piaf for Liz, and then drone on about chanson for a few pages.

[dave.jay1@ntlworld.com]

....Going by the many many ( SLightly Over-stretched) Homo-references in his Morrissey book, I think Bret should worry about his own sexual preferences firstly, before spewing his views/opinions about other peoples...
Or is he already out of the closet??/ ( CBA to google the twonker....)

[Dave]

Steve Cohen Picked the Perfect Time to Auction His Warhol of Elizabeth Taylor

[StrangeLilGirl!]

Am I the only one who doesn't like the idea of a Morrissey Biography? It makes me think like he's almost dead, and I don't want to think like that. It makes me sad when I think like that :/

[Mars_Rover]

That Andy Warhol is ghastly. People pay money for that? He took a photo of a gorgeous woman and made her look like a dead clown.

Anyhoo, back on topic. All of Morrissey's biographers are gay men, no? Or most. Not that it matters, it's just interesting. Actually, most of Liz Taylor's biographers are probably gay as well.