94 Mtv signing with Jake

[DAVIE]

According to you, that makes you a paedophile, doesn't it? A paedophile with a penchant for ugly children.

Not according to what you wrote before and after it...so I am in luck, I shall be shagging a 12 year old "lookalike"! I shall buy you a school girls outfit and we're sorted!

[RorschachAndProzac]

Not according to what you wrote before and after it...so I am in luck, I shall be shagging a 12 year old "lookalike"! I shall buy you a school girls outfit and we're sorted!

Luckily for both of us, you won't be 'shagging' this '12 year old lookalike'. Just you and your right hand again, I'm afraid. You should be used to that.

[DAVIE]

Luckily for both of us, you won't be 'shagging' this '12 year old lookalike'. Just you and your right hand again, I'm afraid. You should be used to that.

Quite definately as I know "the left" will definitely be up your skirt

[alek2702]

definitely

[Mozza220559]

Your 26...WTF, you look about 12!
God, even a 11 year old would look older than you!
Oh well....I don't care if you do or don't have one, I'm certainly not interested in ugly whinny women who seem to be on their period everyday.

Talking cack

[RorschachAndProzac]

Quite definately as I know "the left" will definately be up your skirt

This is incredibly boring now. I think we've taken up enough of this thread with your drivel. For future reference, it's actually 'definitely', not 'definately'. Have fun with your hand and your sweeping generalisations.

[Kewpie]

The mods received a complaint, DAVIE, Rorschurch and billy scissors please GO TO OFF-TOPIC.

Thank you very much.

[RorschachAndProzac]

Talking cack

Indeed.

[DAVIE]

The mods received a complaint, DAVIE, Rorschurch and billy scissors please GO TO OFF-TOPIC.

Thank you very much.

Will do! TO THE PIGSTY...LA LAA LA LA LAA LA

Second plan: Go to the post whatever boards..there is shall continue as I am in a good mood!

[Mozza220559]

I actually did...but I was more interested in shagging you hard instead. You will learn to love me, the easy way...or the HARRRRD WAY

That licking emoticon would get any intelligent woman wet!

[billy scissors]

The mods received a complaint, DAVIE, Rorschurch and billy scissors please GO TO OFF-TOPIC.

Thank you very much.

why me?

[DAVIE]

why me?

You poor sod

[Barking]

The mods received a complaint, DAVIE, Rorschurch and billy scissors please GO TO OFF-TOPIC.

Thank you very much.

But! Jake and I were reading this and wanted to see if Davie and Rothingy were going to get a room!

(...Which reminds me Davie, your contract stipulates you can't have a girlfriend. Bad for record sales. See your manager for details.)

[DAVIE]

But! Jake and I were reading this and wanted to see if Davie and Rothingy were going to get a room!

(...Which reminds me Davie, your contract stipulates you can't have a girlfriend. Bad for record sales. See your manager for details.)

SHIT! I shall complain!

[Barking]

SHIT! I shall complain!

Calm down kiddo: you're allowed to say you had a sweetheart in Romania when you were five, but that she died in a ski accident. After that you searched the whole world but weren't able to replace her. You're still hoping though.

(It's Kat's idea)(I take it you didn't read the fine print about your leg in the other thread )

[DAVIE]

Calm down kiddo: you're allowed to say you had a sweetheart in Romania when you were five, but that she died in a ski accident. After that you searched the whole world but weren't able to replace her. You're still hoping though.

(It's Kat's idea)(I take it you didn't read the fine print about your leg in the other thread )

I never read the fine print, that's the boring part

[The Cat's Mother]

I never read the fine print, that's the boring part

The fine print that says you can have a special friend who writes things on your bum and takes photos of it, but you have to remain discreet about your relationship.

[Barking]

The fine print that says you can have a special friend who writes things on your bum and takes photos of it, but you have to remain discreet about your relationship.

The Kat is trying to let you know we know what you did with Justin Bieber last summer. That's fine. We're not judging you. Just burn the picture.

[DAVIE]

The Kat is trying to let you know we know what you did with Justin Bieber last summer. That's fine. We're not judging you. Just burn the picture.

Yes....Manager!

[not_me_not_I]

why me?

Yeah, why you? one post in 8 pages hardly seems abusive.....