94 Mtv signing with Jake

[RorschachAndProzac]

Well, looking like a 12 year old is....Men don't usually like the "peado" tag

Except a man with a 26 year old woman who 'looks like a 12 year old' is quite clearly not a paedophile, unless seen from the viewpoint of an utter moron.

[DAVIE]

My prayers are answered.You wash,I'll dry..

Hallelujah, praise the lord!!

[DAVIE]

Except a man with a 26 year old woman who 'looks like a 12 year old' is quite clearly not a paedophile, unless seen from the viewpoint of an utter moron.

Stop your moaning

[RorschachAndProzac]

Stop your moaning

I'm not 'moaning'. It's a shame you have to resort to emoticons.

[DAVIE]

Except a man with a 26 year old woman who 'looks like a 12 year old' is quite clearly not a paedophile, unless seen from the viewpoint of an utter moron.

Did your Mum ever tell you to shut up? Your boring now

[not_me_not_I]

Did your Mum ever tell you to shut up? Your boring now

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...g/210923587973

[RorschachAndProzac]

Did your Mum ever tell you to shut up? Your boring now

It's amazing that I apparently look like a child, yet you behave like one!

[RorschachAndProzac]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...g/210923587973

If this comment had been on Facebook, I would 'like' it.

[DAVIE]

It's amazing that I apparently look like a child, yet you behave like one!

I'm sitting in nothing apart from boxer shorts and I do not give a damn babe...Trust me, you really need a shag! It'll calm you down!

[RorschachAndProzac]

I'm sitting in nothing apart from boxer shorts and I do not give a damn babe...Trust me, you really need a shag! It'll calm you down!

Ugh, you need to go back to school. Brush up on your grammar. Babe. I'm perfectly calm. Maybe you're not used to females with minds of their own.

[alek2702]

I'm sitting in nothing apart from boxer shorts and I do not give a damn babe...

[DAVIE]

Ugh, you need to go back to school. Brush up on your grammar. Babe. I'm perfectly calm. Maybe you're not used to females with minds of their own.

Nahh, I passed it in school babe, hmm I know that your looking for a hard bumming though, you need it

[RorschachAndProzac]

Nahh, I passed it babe in school! Hmm I know that your looking for a hard bumming though, you need it

Um, you clearly didn't, otherwise you'd be able to differentiate between 'your' and 'you're'.

Maybe if your generalisation hadn't been so stupid you wouldn't have to bring everything back to periods and sex. It would be easier to just realise that everyone isn't the same, no?

[DAVIE]

Um, you clearly didn't, otherwise you'd be able to differentiate between 'your' and 'you're'.

Maybe if your generalisation hadn't been so stupid you wouldn't have to bring everything back to periods and sex. It would be easier to just realise that everyone isn't the same, no?

Well I got a B and if you come over to my bedroom, I shall show you the results...personally

[RorschachAndProzac]

Well I got a B and if you come over to my bedroom, I shall show you the results...personally

Well they do say exams are getting easier these days.

No thanks. I'd rather gauge out my own eyes. Babe.

[billy scissors]

Well they do say exams are getting easier these days.

No thanks. I'd rather gauge out my own eyes. Babe.

gouge

[DAVIE]

No thanks. I'd rather gauge out my own eyes. Babe.

Even better!!! I shall bring the whip also

[RorschachAndProzac]

gouge

Oh Billy. Yes, I was wrong. I admit it. The shame! It doesn't change the fact that 'Davie' is an idiot. An idiot who didn't notice the mistake I made...

[DAVIE]

edit...

[RorschachAndProzac]

I actually did...but I was more interested in shagging you hard instead

According to you, that makes you a paedophile, doesn't it? A paedophile with a penchant for ugly children.