The rant page (aka things that piss me off constantly)

[DAVIE]

Rant page peeps!

[CrystalGeezer]

I have a rant that nobody will give a shit about.

So in order to cope with being crazy I read EVERYTHING in metaphor. But sometimes the metaphor just hurts. SO a friend of mine is planning on adopting a baby. I've given up hope on having a baby, I know I won't have one and I've resolved to just let that topic be, I don't want to explore it, I'm not destined to be a mother in this life. Fine. I'm at peace with that. I'm like on eternal hold and that is frustrating, but I realistically have to say No Baby For Me. SO that takes loads of courage. Now this couple, the mother, has started referring to their baby as "our baby" when talking to me about it. I think in her mind when it arrives I am going to drop all life plans that I don't really have. (I only really have dreams, nothing to speak for any life in real life) and be by her side and raise the child so she can have free time, like a nanny sort of thing. She makes reference to "us" raising the child, she;s looking to me for a confirmation that I will be there. But in metaphor land the baby is like a number of other things. It's like a mind baby, "We will raise and conquer this mind baby together." is what she's saying. Or like Akhenaten who was a sun worshipper, his babies, depicted on this stele from Armana are not depicted as baby babies, but as mini himans, like "zombies." Together he and his wife play with them. They don't look like real babies for a reason, they are people, they are government, they are ethics commities and crime stoppers and do-gooders and that is the baby they are raising, their own army for the new world because this one is going to end and a new one is beginning or whatever, but when my friend speaks, I see my life at a total standstill and in the future can only grasp being tthe hand maiden to an adopted baby far from my home with no hope or future of having a life. And for that I rant even though I'm handed gold, I'm too tired and broken to see anything but shit in my future. And talking to computers. /endrant

I shouldn't rant when I'm drunk, I just sound crazy. *hiccup*

[CrystalGeezer]

Davie, sorry to clog up your thread with weird egyptian stuff. You know what pisses me off constantly? People who walk through front doors in the wrong door like their driving in England. You walk in and out of a door on the right, I am CONSTANTLY bumping into people who think it's the other way around! I shouldn't complain though, it's part of my repetroire of scant human touching/contact that I love even though it's annoying leading up to it happening. And taking change from a checker? LOVE that, I get to graze their hand with mine. I suppose this shouldn;t go on the rant thread.

[CrystalGeezer]

I am stupid. I will go watch mindless tv now.

[MindlessRuffian]

Progressivisim

[DAVIE]

Hmm, well you never know CrystalGeezer, you may have a baby...we can't predict the future much. It may even happen on accident, that's what happens to most people!


FACEBOOK, pisses me off! Why do people have it? It's just a site that let's other people "stalk" you...But nobody else wants to know what you've had for dinner, nobody wants to know what friends you've met for coffee and nobody certainly wants to see pictures of you with your top off or snogging your lover. Everyone around me has facebook and wants me to have it, but I shall stand my ground...Facebook is a major distraction to what is going on outside the home and therefore many people do NOT leave the home because of this site, which believes making "friends" with absolute strangers is acceptable....Nobody would EVER talk to random strangers outside the house, it would seem socially weird and not right.

[billy scissors]

Hmm, well you never know CrystalGeezer, you may have a baby...we can't predict the future much. It may even happen on accident, that's what happens to most people!


FACEBOOK, pisses me off! Why do people have it? It's just a site that let's other people "stalk" you...But nobody else wants to know what you've had for dinner, nobody wants to know what friends you've met for coffee and nobody certainly wants to see pictures of you with your top off or snogging your lover. Everyone around me has facebook and wants me to have it, but I shall stand my ground...Facebook is a major distraction to what is going on outside the home and therefore many people do NOT leave the home because of this site, which believes making "friends" with absolute strangers is acceptable....Nobody would EVER talk to random strangers outside the house, it would seem socially weird and not right.

Theyre all full of shit anyway,a bit like here

[DAVIE]

Got anything to rant about Billy?

[billy scissors]

Got anything to rant about Billy?

How long have you got?

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

anti-Progressivisim

[DAVIE]

Bloody Prostitutes probably getting loads of money than anyone here on the forum! They make bloody a fortune for one shag! And bitches who sell their virginity. Fucking hell how bad is that?? Oh well, at least we still got clean bits, right?

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

And bitches who sell their virginity. Fucking hell how bad is that?? Oh well, at least we still got clean bits, right?

I doubt that most of them are really virgins.

[DAVIE]

I doubt that most of them are really virgins.

I agree! Although it may be disappointing for the "customer"

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I agree! Although it may be disappointing for the "customer"

honestly, I have never gotten the whole wanting to fuck virgins thing
in my limited experience with virgins(1, I think )
its just weird, and like, as a dude, a lot of pressure man, too much for me these days

[billy scissors]

Those BASTARDS who wear their scarves in that way,men especially,one end tucked into that loop that they do,fucking clones.And postmen who wear shorts in freezing weather,twats

[DAVIE]

Tonight I was looking forward to watching Johnny English: Reborn as it said on Wikipedia that both Rowan Atkinson would play against Rik Mayall as "Dirty Finger".....Just finished the film and guess what? NO RIK MAYALL!

FUCK YOU WIKIPEDIA! FUCK YOU!

[!Viva Hate!]

Tonight I was looking forward to watching Johnny English: Reborn as it said on Wikipedia that both Rowan Atkinson would play against Rik Mayall as "Dirty Finger".....Just finished the film and guess what? NO RIK MAYALL!

FUCK YOU WIKIPEDIA! FUCK YOU!

Sounds more like Wikipedia fucked you, Davie...good and hard and without lube. Pray you're not pregnant.

[CrystalGeezer]

I'm having a philosophical debate with my friend from high school who is a hunter. He says that he is a hunter, not a killer. It is a sentiment I kind of can identify with. My argument was that the setting wasn't a level playing field, that he was hunting from a perch. He sayd the deer's senses are superior to humans. Anyway, killing is a metaphor for other things...

[CrystalGeezer]

My rant is that dichotymously thinking vegetarians might read my comments wrong and think I support hunting which is not the case. I'm discussing shit and converting it to gold in my blind brain. /end rant.

[DAVIE]

Sounds more like Wikipedia fucked you, Davie...good and hard and without lube. Pray you're not pregnant.

He he! Wikipedia does that to us all!

Today I've got an absolute fecken killer of a sore throat which will not go away! I've had too many colds this year! I must be so unhealthy!