Dating Moz Solo

[DAVIE]

Is online dating usually just full of desperate ugly people?

 

[Emil]

Is online dating usually just full of desperate ugly people?

Yes, just like real life dating.

 

[DAVIE]

I hate the word date. I don't think any men should pay for their date at restaurants, clubs and other places....equal rights and all that, right ladies?

 

[Emil]

I hate the word date. I don't think any men should pay for their date at restaurants, clubs and other places....equal rights and all that, right ladies?

Of course not, the woman should pay.

 

[DAVIE]

Of course not, the woman should pay.

I can see it happening now...

*Emil's date thanks Emil for treating her like a proper woman, not some jobless cheap woman who has no money*

 

[Emil]

I can see it happening now...

*Emil's date thanks Emil for treating her like a proper woman, not some jobless cheap woman who has no money*

If I only could find a date. But alas, it will never happen.

 

[billy scissors]

If I only could find a date. But alas, it will never happen.

poor boy,has she deserted you? Where is the put-upon old crow anyway?

 

[kyleleonard]

Anyone can go on a date, there's always someone more ugly and desperate than you are! Just how low you're going to lower your standards, though

 

[billy scissors]

Ive always found the better looking the guy,the uglier the willy(me being the exception of course) and my mates agree.Just thought Id mention it like..

 

[Emil]

poor boy,has she deserted you? Where is the put-upon old crow anyway?

Who? There's no one there to desert me. Never had no one ever.

 

[billy scissors]

Who? There's no one there to desert me. Never had no one ever.

My sloppy seconds,rhymes with Wacky Fundone

 

[Emil]

My sloppy seconds,rhymes with Wacky Fundone

Who's Wacky Fundone? That's an interesting name. And your sloppy seconds? I thought you were gay.

 

[billy scissors]

Who's Wacky Fundone? That's an interesting name. And your sloppy seconds? I thought you were gay.

just go with it mate

 

[DAVIE]

Who's Wacky Fundone? That's an interesting name. And your sloppy seconds? I thought you were gay.

Jackie London.

This is becoming too much like my love thread!

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

My sloppy seconds,rhymes with Wacky Fundone

Who's Wacky Fundone? That's an interesting name. And your sloppy seconds? I thought you were gay.

You know, I initially heard 'Fundone' in my head pronounced the way it would be in Spanish, Fun-do-nay (I think the Ass vs Arse thread has invaded my brain...) and I didn't get it either until I'd read it through a few times.

 

[vaca peluda]

I want to date Kewpie.

 

[DAVIE]

I want to date Kewpie.

Oh dear

 

[Kewpie]

I want to date Kewpie.

Huh?

I don't go out with a married guy.

 

[DAVIE]

could be kinky!

How about you? Who are you going to hook up with? Or do you already have a mistress?

 

[DAVIE]

Head for the top, I say....maybe Uncle Skinny; now he is a silver fox!

But i am digging that kewpie doll in purple, he/she looks very flexible. They can nearly turn their head backwards!

I hope good fortune comes to you, sir....from Kewpie or whoever, it may be