Love?

[x1198]

I SO envy those people who have never been in love. Seriously.

[DAVIE]

I either read or heard somewhere that Christmas is the number one time of the year that women are proposed to. I wonder if that accounts for the massively high divorce rate, the marriage just started out at the wrong time.

It is indeed, but alas my girlfriend's friend got proposed and she is only 17 and knew the boy for only a couple of weeks...She said, yes

[Emil]

It is indeed, but alas my girlfriend's friend got proposed and she is only 17 and knew the boy for only a couple of weeks...She said, yes

Why would anyone do such a thing?

[DAVIE]

I know....It doesn't seem like desperate times to get married, especially as 17 is a young age. They should understand that you firstly have to be boyfriend and girlfriend for a good few years before considering such a big and life changing path.

[Emil]

I know....It doesn't seem like desperate times to get married, especially as 17 is a young age. They should understand that you firstly have to be boyfriend and girlfriend for a good few years before considering such a big and life changing path.

How old is the guy? And I can't decide who is the biggest dumbass; the guy that asked or the girl that said yes.

[Jackie London]

Don't want to be all by myseEEEEEEEEEElf, anymOOOOOOOOOOOOre

I love Bridget!

[DAVIE]

He is 21, I don't think he has any children...I think they are both attention seekers to be honest! Jackie, are you alone like Bridget Jones?

[Emil]

He is 21, I don't think he has any children...I think they are both attention seekers to be honest! Jackie, are you alone like Bridget Jones?

It won't last.

[Jackie London]

Jackie, are you alone like Bridget Jones?

I will live my life as I will undoubtedly die; alone. But no, I'm not alone, I have Morrissey.

[DAVIE]

Of cause it won't...I think they both knew it too, so alas...it is already doomed.
True, I guess many of us have Morrissey quite close, I certainly do!

[Emil]

Of cause it won't...I think they both knew it too, so alas...it is already doomed.
True, I guess many of us have Morrissey quite close, I certainly do!

So let's get married before it's too late! Yes, makes much sense.

[Jackie London]

True, I guess many of us have Morrissey quite close, I certainly do!

No, none of us have a Morrissey close. We just have our fantasy about him close. He's forever and ever out of reach.

[DAVIE]

No, none of us have a Morrissey close. We just have our fantasy about him close. He's forever and ever out of reach.

I truly respect him as a person, however I cannot say I love him

[Jackie London]

I truly respect him as a person, however I cannot say I love him

If I met him I most likely wouldn't love him but I do love my imaginary image of him.

[DAVIE]

If I met him I most likely wouldn't love him but I do love my imaginary image of him.

I can only picture Morrissey in 1983 - 1990

[Emil]

I love his irish hair

[Jackie London]

I prefer his english heart.

[DAVIE]

I like his charming voice

[Emil]

I prefer his english heart.

You can't touch it though, well not literally.

[DAVIE]

You can't touch it though, well not literally.

However Jackie will be tempted to touch his penis