"Mark 6:3 and Matthew 13:55 write of Jesus being the carpenter’s son. His mother was Mary and his brothers were James, Joses, Simon and Jude. Jesus's sisters are also mentioned, but not by name."
Will never Merry Christmas
I have forgiven Santa
Now My Stocking's Full
The Youngest Got the Most Gifts...
I Snow Its Over
England is mine and it owes me a living.
Can I have a prize for these then ???
Hatful of Holly.
The Queen Is Dead Chuffed with her presents .
Your Arsenal Kit I got you looks reet nice on you, our kidd.
Girlfriend In a Manger.
You'r gonna need some Tinsel on your Sideboard.
Seasick, yet still Socked.
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Thinking of the foodie side of Christmas:
Mead is Murder
Safeways here we come (again)
BTW I like: "Your Arsenal Kit I got you looks reet nice on you, our kidd."
Slightly OT, but here's a little something for those of Jewish heritage - the ultimate Hanukkah song:
There is a Light That Never Goes Out.
Late Night, Christmas Shopping
Little Man, Are you an Elf?
there is a cute smiths christmas card sold on ebay
i cant upload it....
Morrissey asked my cousin where he was from. He answered Compton, which to Morrissey replied"Oh, so you're straight outta Compton aye?"[QUOTE from Ready With Ready-Wit;830350]
Ich weiss nicht, zu wem ich gehöre-ich glaub ich gehör`nur mir ganz allein"(I dont know to whom I belong to,I think I only belong to myself)Friedrich Holländer-1932-
Lifeguard, save me from life,cause it's the only life I'll ever have. Moz
"Mein Kopf ist ein Labyrinth,mein Leben ist ein Minenfeld"
Holly soon is now? or Holy soon is now?
By being alive he is blocking his own way. From this obstruction, he derives the proof that he is alive.
....Thank you, Barking !!!
Couldn't sleep last night for trying to think of some more.....
( apologies if some are already posted...I'm too tired to check back properly....)
Bauble-ism begins at home.
Wenceslas spoke to Carol.
This world is full of crashing sleighs.
First of the gang to buy.
Let me kiss you( under the mistletoe).
You Know I couldn't Last christmas ( medley with Wham!!).
Santa is squeezing my skull.
I will see yule in far-off places.
Hand in Gloves, and matching scarf.
Rubber Ring (....for the Dog...).
Sweets and tenderised turkey hooligan.
Death of a disco Prancer.
I started wrapping something that I couldn't finish.
And, my personal favourite..........
I'll never be anyones Herod now !!
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