Never had no Christmas ever

[mr.m]

Reel Around The Christmas Tree
Ambitious Yuletiders
Santa Claus, Santa Claus
The Father Christmas Who Must Be Killed
(I Didn't Get Any Presents This Christmas And) That's How People Grow Up
I'll Keep My Presents Hidden
Such A Little Gift Makes Such A Big Difference
Disappointed
Let The Right One Slip In Through The Chimney
My Life Is A Succession Of People Buying Me Socks For Christmas
We Hate It When Our Friends Get Better Presents
You've Got Everything Now
Accept Your Gift

These all win!

[Old Mathew]

I didn't get the davejay's Pregnant for the Last Time until I realized Jesus doesn't have a little brother or sister.

Actually, he's said to have had four younger brothers and some sisters:

"Mark 6:3 and Matthew 13:55 write of Jesus being the carpenter’s son. His mother was Mary and his brothers were James, Joses, Simon and Jude. Jesus's sisters are also mentioned, but not by name."

Source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jude,_brother_of_Jesus

[Fulham Road Lights]

Santa Claus, Santa Claus

Which one's this meant to be?

[sad veiled bride]

Which one's this meant to be?

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, would you work for me? I have got to send a gift to an old friend...I suppose

[CrystalGeezer]

Actually, he's said to have had four younger brothers and some sisters:

"Mark 6:3 and Matthew 13:55 write of Jesus being the carpenter’s son. His mother was Mary and his brothers were James, Joses, Simon and Jude. Jesus's sisters are also mentioned, but not by name."

Source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jude,_brother_of_Jesus

Oh. Well in that case davejay's not very clever.

[sad veiled bride]

Will never Merry Christmas
Interesting gift
Miserable gift
I have forgiven Santa

[Old Mathew]

Now My Stocking's Full
The Youngest Got the Most Gifts...


ergh...

[Sheridan Whiteside]

I Snow Its Over

[Stephen]

Which one's this meant to be?

Yes, Oujia Board, Oujia Board...

[dave.jay1@ntlworld.com]

Oh. Well in that case davejay's not very clever.

....Back to Bible class for me then.....!!!

Can I have a prize for these then ???


Hatful of Holly.

Or:-

The Queen Is Dead Chuffed with her presents .
Or:-
Your Arsenal Kit I got you looks reet nice on you, our kidd.

Girlfriend In a Manger.
You'r gonna need some Tinsel on your Sideboard.
Seasick, yet still Socked.

[Tingle3]

Thinking of the foodie side of Christmas:

Mead is Murder
Safeways here we come (again)

BTW I like: "Your Arsenal Kit I got you looks reet nice on you, our kidd."

[Anaesthesine]

Slightly OT, but here's a little something for those of Jewish heritage - the ultimate Hanukkah song:

There is a Light That Never Goes Out.

[Tingle3]

Late Night, Christmas Shopping
Little Man, Are you an Elf?

[sistasheila]

there is a cute smiths christmas card sold on ebay
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Smiths-Morriss...item35aea4f03a

i cant upload it....

[murder and desire]

Reel Around The Christmas Tree
Ambitious Yuletiders
Santa Claus, Santa Claus
The Father Christmas Who Must Be Killed
(I Didn't Get Any Presents This Christmas And) That's How People Grow Up
I'll Keep My Presents Hidden
Such A Little Gift Makes Such A Big Difference
Disappointed
Let The Right One Slip In Through The Chimney
My Life Is A Succession Of People Buying Me Socks For Christmas
We Hate It When Our Friends Get Better Presents
You've Got Everything Now
Accept Your Gift

Amusing. Thumbs up for these

[Barking]

Can I have a prize for these then ???
Hatful of Holly.
Seasick, yet still Socked.

For those I'm currently knitting you a jumper.

[Eraserhead]

Holly soon is now? or Holy soon is now?

[dave.jay1@ntlworld.com]

....Thank you, Barking !!!

Couldn't sleep last night for trying to think of some more.....
( apologies if some are already posted...I'm too tired to check back properly....)

Bauble-ism begins at home.
Wenceslas spoke to Carol.
This world is full of crashing sleighs.
First of the gang to buy.
Let me kiss you( under the mistletoe).
You Know I couldn't Last christmas ( medley with Wham!!).
Santa is squeezing my skull.
I will see yule in far-off places.
Hand in Gloves, and matching scarf.
Rubber Ring (....for the Dog...).
Sweets and tenderised turkey hooligan.
Death of a disco Prancer.
I started wrapping something that I couldn't finish.
Our Frankincense.
And, my personal favourite..........

I'll never be anyones Herod now !!

[Barking]

....Thank you, Barking !!!

Couldn't sleep last night for trying to think of some more.....
( apologies if some are already posted...I'm too tired to check back properly....)

Bauble-ism begins at home.
Wenceslas spoke to Carol.
This world is full of crashing sleighs.
First of the gang to buy.
Let me kiss you( under the mistletoe).
You Know I couldn't Last christmas ( medley with Wham!!).
Santa is squeezing my skull.
I will see yule in far-off places.
Hand in Gloves, and matching scarf.
Rubber Ring (....for the Dog...).
Sweets and tenderised turkey hooligan.
Death of a disco Prancer.
I started wrapping something that I couldn't finish.
Our Frankincense.
And, my personal favourite..........

I'll never be anyones Herod now !!

...And 4 pink paw-warmers for the gentleman with the little dog!

Also, taught me who Wenceslas was.