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  1. December 15, 2010, 09:02 PM #1
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    Default Never had no Christmas ever

    Okay. It's time to vote for the most Christmassy sounding Morrissey/Smiths songs.
    By being alive he is blocking his own way. From this obstruction, he derives the proof that he is alive.
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    I Have Forgiven Jesus

    Satan Rejected My Soul

    Yule Got Everything Now

    When I Last Spat to Christmas Carol

    Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want
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    Unhappy Birthday
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  4. December 15, 2010, 11:08 PM #4
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    I Want the Gift I Can't Have
    Frankly, Mr. Santa
    This Night I've Opened My Gifts
    How Soon is Christmas?
    I Didn't Get You Anything
    Last Night I Dreamt that Santa Claus Loved Me
    Some Gifts are Bigger Than Others


    and of course...

    Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want
  5. December 15, 2010, 11:19 PM #5
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    Everyday is like christmas day
    Wide to recieve
    What then is salvation? I believe that salvation is the process through which one suddenly is able to bear that this life is meaninglees, empty, cold and indifferent - in itself a nothingness.
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    Please, please, please let me get what I want
    It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock'n'roll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackie London View Post
    Please, please, please let me get what I want
    Already taken.
    What then is salvation? I believe that salvation is the process through which one suddenly is able to bear that this life is meaninglees, empty, cold and indifferent - in itself a nothingness.
  8. December 16, 2010, 12:12 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emil View Post
    Already taken.
    Thrice, in fact...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Mathew View Post
    Thrice, in fact...
    I can have both.
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    Will never Mary

    Unwrappable
    Hand in sock
    Shitty gifts make graves
    Noel fast
    Reindeer's sister
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    At last I am born.

    Wenceslas, it was really nothing.

    Snow-sleigher fast.
  12. December 16, 2010, 12:44 PM #12
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    SANTA rejected my soul.
    Pregnant for the last time.
    I'm Throwing my arms around Parcels.......
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    Reel Around The Christmas Tree
    Ambitious Yuletiders
    Santa Claus, Santa Claus
    The Father Christmas Who Must Be Killed
    (I Didn't Get Any Presents This Christmas And) That's How People Grow Up
    I'll Keep My Presents Hidden
    Such A Little Gift Makes Such A Big Difference
    Disappointed
    Let The Right One Slip In Through The Chimney
    My Life Is A Succession Of People Buying Me Socks For Christmas
    We Hate It When Our Friends Get Better Presents
    You've Got Everything Now
    Accept Your Gift
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    (santa's reply) you just haven't earned it yet baby
    Sheila make a bow (with ribbon)
    Santa in a coma
    Ask
    stop me if you think you've heard santa coming down the chimney
    Jesus at one's elbow

    Luv Nightie     x
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    You're the one for me, santa
    All the lazy elves
    First of the elves to die
    What then is salvation? I believe that salvation is the process through which one suddenly is able to bear that this life is meaninglees, empty, cold and indifferent - in itself a nothingness.
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    I don't mind if you forget me 'presents'

    Don't make fun of santas voice


    Sorry about that..
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    You guys! (I love these threads.)

    I didn't get the davejay's Pregnant for the Last Time until I realized Jesus doesn't have a little brother or sister.



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  18. December 16, 2010, 04:52 PM #18
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    Angel, Angel, Down We Go Together
    The Ordinary Toys
    The Sledges Are No Longer Parallel
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    I'm Not Sorry
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    Late Night, Bauble-in Street...

    And for the Jewish community, The Hand That Rocks The Dradle
    It's all a game. Existence is only a game.
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