Ok, let's get a few things straight that have been bugging me for some time now. Morrissey is a homosexual (no prejudice - plenty of my least favourite male solo artists are nonces), with those in the know fully aware that he spent a great deal of his younger days bumming skinheads round the back of venues that he and his band played. There are pointers in his lyrics and the way he behaves, so why does he swan around denying it? It's about time he faced up to who he is and put himself out of everyone else's misery.
Second fact - he keeps trying to get Gene to be his support act on some (probably fictional) forthcoming tour, but those boys have a little more sense, both musical and general, and have told him to stick it. It's not surprising therefore that Morrissey has now turned to some Spanish one trick pony as a potential support stiff.
Third fact - Morrissey, please retire gracefully. and whilst you're at it, trop the security boys, er, sorry, guards. It's sad.