So sometimes I like to eat McDonalds food in order to get in touch with evil, you gotta eat it to suppress it kinda thing. I only go at breakfast time because you can get an egg mcmuffin without meat. So today I went through the drivethru and got my usual, a sausage mcmuffin with no sausage combo. I drive a few miles to the pet store where I have to run an errand and sit in the parking lot to eat it, only to find that it has meat in it. So I eat the hash brown and feed the sandwich to the two dogs sitting in the backseat since they can eat meat. So I go back to mcdonalds, to the drivethru again, ( it's now NOT breakfast time,) and I ask for my money back on the sandwich since it wasnt prepared the way I asked and knowing they won't make me another one since it;s lunch time. They said they had to have the sandwich back to give me my money back. I told them the sandwich was inedible to me, asked them to please be reasonable under the circumstances, blah, blah, she said "No sandwich, no money back." So I gave them the bag with the wrappers, she said no. So I cut the engine. I parked in the drive thru. Wouldn't budge. She came out with a pen and paper and took down my license and said she was calling the police, I said give me back my $2.50 and you can avoid involving public service. She screamed at her employees, "DON'T TALK TO HER!" over and over after they asked for me to move forward to accomodate the cars piling up behind me. THey got the people in the cars involved, a man stepped out and said "Mam can you move your car, I have kids in my car." Really? So having children makes your power steering not work and disables you from turning your wheel and driving around me? Nice lie, bozo.
I left and am concocting a plan.