Moz GPS - What would it say?

[Je Suis Julie]

Moz is your co-pilot....

I was speaking to Scarlet about Morrissey's voice and she casually quipped: "Can you imagine a Morrissey GPS?" and I said "I'd crash the car."

So now we wonder: What would you want the World's Best Voice to say as you journey down the highways and byways of life?

Me: "Drive On"
"I never never want to go home"

Scarlet's suggestions:
"Jaysus" if you go over the speed limit
"Take the darkened underpass five miles south"
Calmly and randomly: "If a double decker bus crashes into us... well... you know the rest... also, turn left in .4 miles"

What would your Moz GPS say?

[Je Suis Julie]

"Detroit, here we come"
"You overspeed and you never get pulled over"

[Corrissey]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!

[I am a Ghost]

Moz is your co-pilot....

I was speaking to Scarlet about Morrissey's voice and she casually quipped: "Can you imagine a Morrissey GPS?" and I said "I'd crash the car."

So now we wonder: What would you want the World's Best Voice to say as you journey down the highways and byways of life?

Me: "Drive On"
"I never never want to go home"

Scarlet's suggestions:
"Jaysus" if you go over the speed limit"Take the darkened underpass five miles south"
Calmly and randomly: "If a double decker bus crashes into us... well... you know the rest... also, turn left in .4 miles"

What would your Moz GPS say?

"I know these roads"
"Each warning sign I take in my stride"
"Veering cliffwards"

[Je Suis Julie]

Good ones, Coz and Ghostitio!

The voice sighs impatiently....
"It's always just around the bend"

"Love me Outside! Where it is currently 31 degrees Fahrenheit"

"Meat is Murder" every time you pass a McDonalds or Murder King

"[street name] is crammed with things eager to be held"

[mcrickson]

"The faster you drive me the closer you'll get"



Sorry, I haven't had breakfast yet, and it was the only one I could think of.

[Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.]

"The world is full of crashing bores" when there's a car crash, "I'm not sorry" when it's you who caused it, "You have killed me" when it's the other one who caused it, "There is a light..." when it's a double-decker bus that caused it.

[Je Suis Julie]

Driving through fog: "Everybody's Lost"

Radiator overheats: "You are too hot"

[punkinthesupermarket]

let each cheveron entice you on...

[Je Suis Julie]

Upon reaching your destination:

"You have arrived. With incredible style."

[bobalmighty]

"Turn left" it says...

[CrystalGeezer]

I just want to hear him say "Recalculating." like the normal gps does.

[Scarlet Ibis]

Upon reaching your destination:

"You have arrived. With incredible style."

This is my favorite one yet. XD

[Je Suis Julie]

Driving through the ghetto: "Honey Pie, you're not safe here"

"There's Panic on the streets of [town name]"

[VacancyForABackscrubber]

On picking up Hitchhikers: "Let the right one in"

[mcrickson]

So many great ideas in this thread. I think you're all onto something. He could probably make some reasonable cash on a product like this

[Scarlet Ibis]

I would seriously buy this.

[hand in glove]

I would seriously buy this.

I would, too. I'd have it on ALL the time. Even to the corner store and back!

"Sincerely I must tell you, your (sense of direction) makes me suspicious"!
Just before leaving home: "We're leaving Maudlin Street"
During a bumpy ride: "Streets of wet black holes..."
"(Time), Northside, (Street Name), Oh, God, what are we doing here?"

[MindlessRuffian]

I just want to hear him say "Recalculating." like the normal gps does.

I never turn the GPS on...because that's all it says.

I get lost

[Asil]

Oh la la - now, that's a GSP I would have on all the time..

And when it made me drive the wrong way and have me end up on the other side of town, he would simply say "I'm not sorry." And I wouldn'd mind. Perfect.