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    Quote Originally Posted by Jukebox Jury View Post

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    thank god he didnt burp..
    Nowt here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Neville View Post
    thank god he didnt burp..
    Thought your Fulham were going to do it today

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    Default Re: Footballer Booked For Farting!

    Too many brussel sprouts will do that to ya :-(

    What a weird story though!

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    Default Re: Footballer Booked For Farting!

    Unless the player had a whistle lodged up his arse, I can't see a problem with it myself
    Objectionable when Sober. Abominable when Drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brel View Post
    Unless the player had a whistle lodged up his arse, I can't see a problem with it myself
    Maybe England players should practice farting rather than taking penalties, they could put the opposition goalie off and we'd win the shoot out

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    Was it for...

    C1- Unsporting behaviour?
    or
    C2- Dissent by word or action?

    I just can't decide!

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    Default Re: Footballer Booked For Farting!

    Quote Originally Posted by someofusisturningnasty View Post
    Was it for...

    C1- Unsporting behaviour?
    or
    C2- Dissent by word or action?

    I just can't decide!
    Dissent. I know the man who receives the match reports from this Ref. When I told him that I had read about it on here, he couldn't stop laughing. He spent all Christmas Eve fielding calls from Sky etc.
    Objectionable when Sober. Abominable when Drunk.

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    It'll be news for a day or two and then it will just blow over

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