Barking
Boomerrissey Bored Me
I scanned that sentence in haste and was hit by a mental picture of Morrissey masturbating whilst singing. He was singing Friday Mourning. A song which is now ruined for me.
And who's to say he doesn't? It's perfect Morrissey wanking material that one! Tearful girlie bye bye scene. Wank wank wank. Perhaps he even pictures the shangrilas whilst doing it. I wouldn't be surprised...Such imagination...While Jake, Jim or Jasper, waiting for him in his hot water bottle cover, suspects absolutely nothing... Morrissey, really. Turn it down a bit.
edit: Silke's"Only because she decided to date three guys does not mean that she has to let any of those three into her knickers if they fart into her face" didn't create any kind of mental picture for anybody?
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