Can someone delete this thread or something, to kill this daft notion. Every fan forum of every artist in the UK is probably discussing/plotting the same thing. Some internet users really are naive about this kind of stuff.
Morrissey doesn't have the support or the songs to get a number one in the UK, simple as that. If he wants a number one, it's up to him and a record company to do something about it.
Morrissey said he could end his career happily now, having released his last three albums. Who wouldn't want to end their career happy? The signs are all there. We are seeing the dying days of Morrissey as a recording artist.