Well, how about that, an audition

[Uncleskinny]

Just back from Leeds, and there's a letter waiting for me saying I've an audition for Britain's Got Talent in Manc in three week's time. Woo, and indeed, hoo. I'll fark it up, just like I always do.

Peter

 

[Franzanna]

Just back from Leeds, and there's a letter waiting for me saying I've an audition for Britain's Got Talent in Manc in three week's time. Woo, and indeed, hoo. I'll fark it up, just like I always do.

Peter

I'm guessing you applied for it? Congratulations/commiserations, what are you going to try to impress the country with?

 

[Uncleskinny]

I'm guessing you applied for it? Congratulations/commiserations, what are you going to try to impress the country with?

Just a bit of singing. I put on the audition form that I'd be a mix of McFly/Morrissey/Bobby Darin/Andrew Gold and Gilbert O'Sullivan. The fools.

Peter

 

[Franzanna]

Just a bit of singing. I put on the audition form that I'd be a mix of McFly/Morrissey/Bobby Darin/Andrew Gold and Gilbert O'Sullivan. The fools.

Peter

Is the mix going to be heaviest on the Morrissey?

 

[GlasgowChivas]

Keep us posted - would be good to watch the show and support* someone you know for once.

*laugh at

 

[Uncleskinny]

That’s not whole truth is it Uncle Petey. You see Uncle Petey is the world’s only flatulist. He is Mr. Methane the Fart Man.

That'll be the lentil curry. I'll stay off it for a while.

Peter

 

[Kewpie]

That'll be the lentil curry. I'll stay off it for a while.

Peter

Don't forget pickled onions, too.

 

[I am a Ghost]

Just back from Leeds, and there's a letter waiting for me saying I've an audition for Britain's Got Talent in Manc in three week's time. Woo, and indeed, hoo. I'll fark it up, just like I always do.

Peter

I never watch these things, but will break that rule if you're appearing. Good luck.

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

Congratulations and good luck! Have you decided what you're singing yet?

 

[Uncleskinny]

Well, there we go...

Peter

 

[Scarlet Ibis]

Well, there we go...

Peter

What does it mean, Peter?

 

[Uncleskinny]

What does it mean, Peter?

That's my number. They looked deep into my heart and assigned me a number based on the order in which I applied. *sniff*

Peter

 

[Kewpie]

I'm more interested in Tshirt you're wearing because I can see some Japanese words.

Have you managed to through to the second round?

 

[therightone]

Skinny, Skinny, he's our man...if he can't bring it on no one can!!

 

[I am a Ghost]

Good luck, mate.

 

[Uncleskinny]

I'm more interested in Tshirt you're wearing because I can see some Japanese words.

Have you managed to through to the second round?

It's a Mr Sparkle T-Shirt, the words, literally pronounced, say:

"Mi-su-ta Su-pa-ka-ru" - Mr.Sparkle

"Pa-wa Ku-ri-n" - Power-Clean

Although Dot says the first syllable of Power is mis-spelled as "Ka"

That's a translation from my daughter who is studying Japanese.

As for the second round - no idea. Will find out in a week or two.

Peter

 

[Kewpie]

It's a Mr Sparkle T-Shirt, the words, literally pronounced, say:

"Mi-su-ta Su-pa-ka-ru" - Mr.Sparkle

"Pa-wa Ku-ri-n" - Power-Clean

Although Dot says the first syllable of Power is mis-spelled as "Ka"

That's a translation from my daughter who is studying Japanese.

As for the second round - no idea. Will find out in a week or two.

Peter

I'm afraid it says su-pa-KO-ru rathe than su-pa-KA-ru.
It should be su-pa-KU-ru (スパークル）.

Also it says Hawer Clean, not Power Clean.

パワークリーン、ハ　needs ○　on the right.

 

[Uncleskinny]

I'm afraid it says su-pa-KO-ru rathe than su-pa-KA-ru.
Also it says Hawer Clean, not Power Clean.

パワークリーン、ハ　needs ○　on the right.

Pfft. Shoddy goods.


Peter

 

[Brel]

If they are cruel to you then call into the Opus One bar (in the old Free Trade Hall, now the Radisson). You can shove their cocktails right up em! During the auditions and the main programme itself, it's always full of them.

 

[Uncleskinny]

If they are cruel to you then call into the Opus One bar (in the old Free Trade Hall, now the Radisson). You can shove their cocktails right up em! During the auditions and the main programme itself, it's always full of them.

I stuck my nose in there yesterday while waiting. Didn't like it. Urrgh.

Peter