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[Bengali in ruined shoes]

I just stepped in dog crap and ruined my brand new Kenneth Coles while walking through Central Park. First thing to cross my mind when it happened was Russ T.

I hate dog crap on my shoes almost but not quite as much as I hate Russ T.

 

[I'm in love]

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Quite a cold day to be walking in Central Park huh? Watch out for The Divine Comedy at Joe's pub on the 12th. That might brighten the day.