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    Default After years of extensive research

    and government money, i now know why woman exist. They are life support machines for vaginas.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kyleleonard View Post
    and government money
    Socialism! Bad! Socialism!

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    did you have a fight with your girlfriend or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassius View Post
    Hey nugzie I have a question. Do boobz grow your whole life?

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    i don't have a girlfriend, just got told this joke and found it amusing!

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    Vaginas need lots of life support, especially they need a regular kiss of life.

    I also support a vagina. Go vagina, go!

    Why am I writing such things on a Morrissey forum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K. View Post
    Vaginas need lots of life support, especially they need a regular kiss of life.

    I also support a vagina. Go vagina, go!

    Why am I writing such things on a Morrissey forum?

    *clicks 'add Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K. to your personal contacts*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K. View Post
    Vaginas need lots of life support, especially they need a regular kiss of life.

    I also support a vagina. Go vagina, go!

    Why am I writing such things on a Morrissey forum?
    you go, sistarrrrrrrrrrrr

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    you go, sistarrrrrrrrrrrr
    Pardon? Did I go beyond the pale? No, not really.

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    they have extenze for women now. extenze commercials rule, they're almost less creepy than the enzyte ones with Bob.


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    Quote Originally Posted by oye terence View Post
    I feel like a mid 1997 Morrissey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oscillate wildly View Post
    they have extenze for women now. extenze commercials rule, they're almost less creepy than the enzyte ones with Bob.

    Um, I'm almost affraid to ask how extenze for women works, or what exactly it does for that matter. But, still I am curiuos...

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    Um, I'm almost affraid to ask how extenze for women works, or what exactly it does for that matter. But, still I am curiuos...
    Read and learn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oye terence View Post
    I feel like a mid 1997 Morrissey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oscillate wildly View Post
    they have extenze for women now. extenze commercials rule, they're almost less creepy than the enzyte ones with Bob.

    Just remember.. there is a fine line between an unusually large clit and an unusually small penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oscillate wildly View Post
    they have extenze for women now. extenze commercials rule, they're almost less creepy than the enzyte ones with Bob.

    After years of Extenze-ive research.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bored View Post
    Just remember.. there is a fine line between an unusually large clit and an unusually small penis.
    Could we have this post sequenced in big, bold letters on the homepage of this site?
    Words to live by.

    Quote Originally Posted by oscillate wildly View Post
    they have extenze for women now. extenze commercials rule, they're almost less creepy than the enzyte ones with Bob.
    Ughh. The enzyte ones piss me off so much They're on EVERY commercial break on Comedy Central. The goddamned theme music gets stuck in my head. And it's ALWAYS the Christmas one. GAH! ...

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    Vaginas?
    They're not what they're cracked up to be

    Jukebox Jury

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jukebox Jury View Post
    Vaginas?
    They're not what they're cracked up to be

    Jukebox Jury

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcrickson View Post
    Could we have this post sequenced in big, bold letters on the homepage of this site?
    Words to live by.



    Ughh. The enzyte ones piss me off so much They're on EVERY commercial break on Comedy Central. The goddamned theme music gets stuck in my head. And it's ALWAYS the Christmas one. GAH! ...
    and sometimes they have the infomercials on, where they're at the playboy mansion. they're cooler than Girls Gone Wild ads, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oye terence View Post
    I feel like a mid 1997 Morrissey.

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    and sometimes they have the infomercials on, where they're at the playboy mansion. they're cooler than Girls Gone Wild ads, though.

    I've been missing these!
    They sound lovely!

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    can women get a sack full of pride too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassius View Post
    Hey nugzie I have a question. Do boobz grow your whole life?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kyleleonard View Post
    i don't have a girlfriend, just got told this joke and found it amusing!

    well,it would have been pretty funny if you'd made that up after a fight w/your
    girlfriend...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassius View Post
    Hey nugzie I have a question. Do boobz grow your whole life?

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