After years of extensive research

[kyleleonard]

and government money, i now know why woman exist. They are life support machines for vaginas.

[Worm]

and government money

Socialism! Bad! Socialism!

[snowfallsoon]

did you have a fight with your girlfriend or something?

[kyleleonard]

i don't have a girlfriend, just got told this joke and found it amusing!

[Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.]

Vaginas need lots of life support, especially they need a regular kiss of life.

I also support a vagina. Go vagina, go!

Why am I writing such things on a Morrissey forum?

[mcrickson]

Vaginas need lots of life support, especially they need a regular kiss of life.

I also support a vagina. Go vagina, go!

Why am I writing such things on a Morrissey forum?

*clicks 'add Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K. to your personal contacts*

[kyleleonard]

Vaginas need lots of life support, especially they need a regular kiss of life.

I also support a vagina. Go vagina, go!

Why am I writing such things on a Morrissey forum?

you go, sistarrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.]

you go, sistarrrrrrrrrrrr

Pardon? Did I go beyond the pale? No, not really.

[oscillate wildly]

they have extenze for women now. extenze commercials rule, they're almost less creepy than the enzyte ones with Bob.

[Skinner]

they have extenze for women now. extenze commercials rule, they're almost less creepy than the enzyte ones with Bob.

Um, I'm almost affraid to ask how extenze for women works, or what exactly it does for that matter. But, still I am curiuos...

[oscillate wildly]

Um, I'm almost affraid to ask how extenze for women works, or what exactly it does for that matter. But, still I am curiuos...

Read and learn.

[bored]

they have extenze for women now. extenze commercials rule, they're almost less creepy than the enzyte ones with Bob.

Just remember.. there is a fine line between an unusually large clit and an unusually small penis.

[I am a Ghost]

they have extenze for women now. extenze commercials rule, they're almost less creepy than the enzyte ones with Bob.

After years of Extenze-ive research.

[mcrickson]

Just remember.. there is a fine line between an unusually large clit and an unusually small penis.

Could we have this post sequenced in big, bold letters on the homepage of this site?
Words to live by.

they have extenze for women now. extenze commercials rule, they're almost less creepy than the enzyte ones with Bob.

Ughh. The enzyte ones piss me off so much They're on EVERY commercial break on Comedy Central. The goddamned theme music gets stuck in my head. And it's ALWAYS the Christmas one. GAH! ...

[Jukebox Jury]

Vaginas?
They're not what they're cracked up to be

Jukebox Jury

[mcrickson]

Vaginas?
They're not what they're cracked up to be

Jukebox Jury

[oscillate wildly]

Could we have this post sequenced in big, bold letters on the homepage of this site?
Words to live by.



Ughh. The enzyte ones piss me off so much They're on EVERY commercial break on Comedy Central. The goddamned theme music gets stuck in my head. And it's ALWAYS the Christmas one. GAH! ...

and sometimes they have the infomercials on, where they're at the playboy mansion. they're cooler than Girls Gone Wild ads, though.

[mcrickson]

and sometimes they have the infomercials on, where they're at the playboy mansion. they're cooler than Girls Gone Wild ads, though.

I've been missing these!
They sound lovely!

[snowfallsoon]

can women get a sack full of pride too?

[snowfallsoon]

i don't have a girlfriend, just got told this joke and found it amusing!

well,it would have been pretty funny if you'd made that up after a fight w/your
girlfriend...