John Partridge, undoubtedly the greatest actor of our time and officially the UK's most handsome human being. Enders has been twice the show since the C-man rocked up - who could forget the time he bedded the traffic warden on Ian's sofa and turned Bobby Beale bi? Or the landmark episode where he turned the Queen Vic into the Blue Oyster Bar and was gurning on a makeshift podium until biphobic Babs Windsor came back from the wholesalers. Swizzed. Christian Clark - we salute you.