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    Mr. World
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    Default Canadians. What are they?

    What are Canadians? I've been there many times and they truly have no identity of their own. They've completely latched onto the american way of life. Drive through any neighborhood anywhere in Canada and you'd swear you were lost somewhere in the states. Sure, there's some European charm here and there, but the bulk of it's american. Most of the same stores and restuarants, neighborhoods look the same, cars are mostly american. Aside from Tim Horton's Donuts, what's there that's their own? The only things that tell you you're in a foreign country are the English/French signs and the flimsy yet pleasantly colorful currency.

    Even Canadians don't know who they are. Try having a conversation with a Canadian, it gets confusing! Every sentence ends sounding like a question. And what's with the "Eh?" at the end of every other sentence? Are they just desperately unsure of themselves or really that stupid?

    Other than Rocky & Bullwinkle, what have they given us? Shania Twain? Alanis Morrisette? Puh-lease!!

    On the plus side, they do know how to party!

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    Canada
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    Default Re: Canadians. What are they?

    > Other than Rocky & Bullwinkle, what have they given us? Shania Twain?
    > Alanis Morrisette? Puh-lease!!

    Hey, don't forget Kd Lang.

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    Mr. World
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    Default Pardon me

    > Hey, don't forget Kd Lang.

    Now that changes everything.

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    greasetea
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    Default Re: Canadians. What are they? Second rate 3rd world wannabe's

    Any country that calls its coins "looneys" and "two-neys" oughtta be armeggedon'it!

    Beisdes Moz swears off playing in Thunderbay: the Great White Hoplesseness

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    Lifeguard Sleeping
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    > Hey, don't forget Kd Lang.

    ...and their biggest and most important import: their comedians!

    Dan Aykroyd
    Eugene Levy
    Catherine O'Hara
    Martin Short
    John Candy
    Dave Thomas
    Rick Moranis
    The Kids in the Hall
    Jim Carrey
    Terence and Philip ( )

    The list goes on...

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    Grim
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    Default I prefer Cardigans


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    dramin
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    Default Re: Canadians. What are they? Second rate 3rd world wannabe's

    Unless it's not China, you little comunist.

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    Shaun Goater
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    Default Second rate tennis players like Greg Rusedski pretending to be British


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    Deepdale Duck
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    Default Not forgetting patsies like Lennox Lewis


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    Vauxhall Driver
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    Default Cardigans' World Cup Song

    According to todays Sun and Liquid News on BBC Choice The Cardigans are doing Englands World Cup song. God bless the Sweedes!

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    Mr. Proper
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    Default Re: Canadians. What are they?

    They are fruit faced jackmuts. And that's just for starters. Al Canadian's mom's work at Wendy's, then come over to my place to get tongue kissed by me.

    > What are Canadians? I've been there many times and they truly have no
    > identity of their own. They've completely latched onto the american way of
    > life. Drive through any neighborhood anywhere in Canada and you'd swear
    > you were lost somewhere in the states. Sure, there's some European charm
    > here and there, but the bulk of it's american. Most of the same stores and
    > restuarants, neighborhoods look the same, cars are mostly american. Aside
    > from Tim Horton's Donuts, what's there that's their own? The only things
    > that tell you you're in a foreign country are the English/French signs and
    > the flimsy yet pleasantly colorful currency.

    > Even Canadians don't know who they are. Try having a conversation with a
    > Canadian, it gets confusing! Every sentence ends sounding like a question.
    > And what's with the "Eh?" at the end of every other sentence?
    > Are they just desperately unsure of themselves or really that stupid?

    > Other than Rocky & Bullwinkle, what have they given us? Shania Twain?
    > Alanis Morrisette? Puh-lease!!

    > On the plus side, they do know how to party!

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    Alexander the swoose (half a swan-half a goose)
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    Default Re: Canadians. What are they?

    > They are fruit faced jackmuts. And that's just for starters. Al Canadian's
    > mom's work at Wendy's, then come over to my place to get tongue kissed by
    > me.

    How very creative!

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    suzanne
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    Default Re: Canadians. What are they?

    > They are fruit faced jackmuts. And that's just for starters. Al Canadian's
    > mom's work at Wendy's, then come over to my place to get tongue kissed by
    > me.

    yeah, now that Dave Thomas is dead, they have to settle for what's left!

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    Wendy
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    Default Re: Canadians. What are they?

    Dave Thomas was from Ohio, he's wasn't Canadian.

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    suzanne
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    Default Re: Canadians. What are they?

    > Dave Thomas was from Ohio, he's wasn't Canadian.

    who cares?

  16. #16
    Wendy
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    Default Re: Canadians. What are they?

    > who cares?

    Well you implied he was from there. Don't be retarded.

  17. #17
    suzanne
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    Default Re: Canadians. What are they?

    > Well you implied he was from there. Don't be retarded.

    i didn't imply he was from there, you moron! i implied all of the canadian women would rather sleep with Dave Thomas over mr. proper!

  18. #18
    Wendy
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    Default Cunt

    Speak clearer next time you bitch!

  19. #19
    suzanne
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    Default Re: Cunt

    > Speak clearer next time you bitch!

    learn how to comprehend what you read!

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    SimplyThrilledHoney
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    Default Easy tiger.....


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