I feel like.....

[Johnny vegas]

The whole world is a dark dangerous place, im happy to stay in watching tv and surfing the net, im too ugly to venture outside these cruel walls, im ugly, lonely and need a friend, please somebody give a kind word to a desperate sole!

[Donatela]

> The whole world is a dark dangerous place, im happy to stay in watching tv
> and surfing the net, im too ugly to venture outside these cruel walls, im
> ugly, lonely and need a friend, please somebody give a kind word to a
> desperate sole!

Oh dear, dear!! Tsc tsk tsc, Donatela loves you, ok? You have a friend on me. Read the psalms, live a humble life and see the beauty of nature around you. Serenity is a tresure, you need to get closer nature to feel it.

[jeane]

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[Donatela]

> Isn't that a little too close?

jeane, I knew you would come and say something like that. Ok, that was the only picture I've found.

[Grim O'Grady]

Oi! what happened to your Monkey, I see you on t.v. most nights with him?
Oh I see you've had a punch up.
Grim

[Ocean Druid]

> Oh dear, dear!! Tsc tsk tsc, Donatela loves you, ok? You have a friend on
> me. Read the psalms, live a humble life and see the beauty of nature
> around you. Serenity is a tresure, you need to get closer nature to feel
> it.

are you a homo?

[Donatela]

> are you a homo?

GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!! Why?

[jeane]

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[Donatela]

> Haha, well, good then, hey, I got to live up to expectations don't I?

Remind me to never invite you for dinner. You surely would critize my food!