Who wants to give me

I can't sign it because I never see the book. Lulu make it and send it. A Poetry club is a good idea :)

Well can't we buy the book from you, you sign it and send it signed.
Or if I buy it..... send it to you and you send it back signed?

Jukebox Jury
 
Well you could...
Seems a bit too much just for my hand

How much would a Morrissey signed copy of 'James Dean's Not Dead' go for?
So I want my signed copy of your poems in the hope that it will be my retirement lump sum in 20 years time when you are the poet laurete:cool:

Jukebox Jury
 
So then there is no reason for anyone to donate anything to you. You have the ability to go make money you choose not to.

I saw two hipsters sitting on North 6th and Bedford on Thursday in Brooklyn as I was on my way out. They were asking people to donate money to them to go to Bonnaroo.

I was asked by whom I was walking with "What is Bonnaroo?"
I explained it was a music festivel in Tennessee.

The hipsters heard me say that and yelled "Help us go to Bonnaroo!!"

I told them if they want help they should get up and get a job and pay for it themselves instead of sitting outside all day asking for donations.

They yelled "f*** You, I don't need a job."

Apparently they do. I can afford to go to Bonnaroo. They cannot.
(No, I am not going.)

thank you for giving me another opportunity to publicly voice my intense dislike of hipsters.
 
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They were annoyed that I would not give them a donation. After all, it becomes a crime if you are going to use Cookie Monster's likeness without paying royalties. I would not be a party to that. :D
 
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