Who wants to give me

[MindlessRuffian]

nobody has bought my book yet.... I await the first sale

Why not simply live off of the government? God knows its a growing trend and damn near anyone can get it.

 

[Robert Neville]

Why not simply live off of the government? God knows its a growing trend and damn near anyone can get it.

I would rather earn money from book sales

 

[Scumfreezebag]

Money... I haven't even had the honour to hold, see or smell money this year so far If it weren't for my parents i'd starving out on the streets right now. Still its all my fault

 

[Practising Troublemaker]

Rob, if you are still poor in September when I start to get paid for my job then I shall send you a tenner!

Until then, get a bike and deliver some papers to old ladies!!

Love PTxx.i

 

[Robert Neville]

Rob, if you are still poor in September when I start to get paid for my job then I shall send you a tenner!

Until then, get a bike and deliver some papers to old ladies!!

Love PTxx.i

Cheers, but by September I'll have my student load. What job by the way?

Old ladies dont really like teenagers on bikes.... they may die

 

[Interesting Thug]

Re: Hmmmmm

Robert, have you received royalty payment of your book yet?

I know it's hard, but you should try to get a job.

Don't you dare, mate.

 

[Reelaround]

So then there is no reason for anyone to donate anything to you. You have the ability to go make money you choose not to.

I saw two hipsters sitting on North 6th and Bedford on Thursday in Brooklyn as I was on my way out. They were asking people to donate money to them to go to Bonnaroo.

I was asked by whom I was walking with "What is Bonnaroo?"
I explained it was a music festivel in Tennessee.

The hipsters heard me say that and yelled "Help us go to Bonnaroo!!"

I told them if they want help they should get up and get a job and pay for it themselves instead of sitting outside all day asking for donations.

They yelled "f*** You, I don't need a job."

Apparently they do. I can afford to go to Bonnaroo. They cannot.
(No, I am not going.)

Best post I've seen on this thread

 

[*EqualOpportunityHater*]

Posting a link to your book on here would help ya lots

 

[MindlessRuffian]

I would rather earn money from book sales

Well, I'd send you a dollar...which is worth half of whatever you're asking for...and after postage, TECHNICALLY I'd be sending $1.42.

Amen.

 

[Robert Neville]

Posting a link to your book on here would help ya lots

http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/terrible-novel/7073572


I expect you to buy it now

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Robert
If I sent you £1 via paypal, you'd only receive about 80p of it

If I buy the book, will you sign it for me?

Jukebox Jury

 

[Robert Neville]

damn paypal taking money!

I can't sign it, I can however send you a signed piece of paper if you buy the book

 

[Stoner Kebab]

im gonna buy a copy as soon as i beat the swine flu. give me another 24 hours.

 

[Robert Neville]

im gonna buy a copy as soon as i beat the swine flu. give me another 24 hours.

Lovely

 

[Jukebox Jury]

im gonna buy a copy as soon as i beat the swine flu. give me another 24 hours.

But what if you die of Swine Flu?

Jukebox Jury

 

[Jukebox Jury]

damn paypal taking money!

I can't sign it, I can however send you a signed piece of paper if you buy the book

How come you can't sign it? (can you write?)
Have you thought of taking it to a poetry club or something?

Jukebox Jury

 

[Robert Neville]

How come you can't sign it? (can you write?)
Have you thought of taking it to a poetry club or something?

Jukebox Jury

I can't sign it because I never see the book. Lulu make it and send it. A Poetry club is a good idea

 

[Stoner Kebab]

Lovely

alright i just bought it.


all you other loooosers should support robert.

if you can support portly steve, you can support slender robert.

in 2009, its clear to me who has emerged as the better poet.


laterades.

 

[Robert Neville]

alright i just bought it.


all you other loooosers should support robert.

if you can support portly steve, you can support slender robert.

in 2009, its clear to me who has emerged as the better poet.


laterades.

THANK YOU. I would kiss you but you said you had Swine Flu...

 

[Stoner Kebab]

So then there is no reason for anyone to donate anything to you. You have the ability to go make money you choose not to.

I saw two hipsters sitting on North 6th and Bedford on Thursday in Brooklyn as I was on my way out. They were asking people to donate money to them to go to Bonnaroo.

I was asked by whom I was walking with "What is Bonnaroo?"
I explained it was a music festivel in Tennessee.

The hipsters heard me say that and yelled "Help us go to Bonnaroo!!"

I told them if they want help they should get up and get a job and pay for it themselves instead of sitting outside all day asking for donations.

They yelled "f*** You, I don't need a job."

Apparently they do. I can afford to go to Bonnaroo. They cannot.
(No, I am not going.)

dont listen to this dude, this dude is wack to max.

you know what i gosta say to buzzetta???? 'f*** you buzzetta, bobby dont need no job, gramma was a niggga niggga nigggaaaaaaa! '

stay bohemian my boy.