Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

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A friend of mine told me this morning a funny tale about going out last night and returning home to his apartment and finding his room mate masturbating on the living room couch.

he is actually off to ikea today to buy a new couch.:p

so it had me thinking if anyone else has been caught or caught someone.

I was caught in the act once by a girlfriend.:o:p
 
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A friend of mine told me this morning a funny tale about going out last night and returning home to his apartment and finding his room mate masturbating on the living room couch.

he is actually off to ikea today to buy a new couch.:p

so it had me thinking if anyone else has been caught or been caught.

I was caught in the act once by a girlfriend.:o:p


Ouch. :o

My story is not that funny. I was about 16 years old, going to school, and one day I passed by a car parking near the school. And there was this guy sitting in his car, asking me for directions. As I went up to him, I saw that he had a porn mag on his knees and his hand was moving underneath! :eek:
 
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In high school, my gf used to have a lot of parties (had a backyard pool & hot tub) and there was one incident in particular... Nobody was in the backyard at the time (it was post-swimming) but one kid who was the younger brother of one of our friends- someone looked in on him thru the garage door window and there he was… adding froth to the hot tub bubbles. :eek:
 
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Catch me once, shame on me.
Catch me twice, shame on you.
 
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In high school, my gf used to have a lot of parties (had a backyard pool & hot tub) and there was one incident in particular... Nobody was in the backyard at the time (it was post-swimming) but one kid who was the younger brother of one of our friends- someone looked in on him thru the garage door window and there he was… adding froth to the hot tub bubbles. :eek:

:sick:
 
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Ouch. :o

My story is not that funny. I was about 16 years old, going to school, and one day I passed by a car parking near the school. And there was this guy sitting in his car, asking me for directions. As I went up to him, I saw that he had a porn mag on his knees and his hand was moving underneath! :eek:

eww.yea hthe same gf that caught me one time was walking to the bus stop and this guy kept driving by and she finally took a quick look and he was pleasuring himself,so gross.:sick:

In high school, my gf used to have a lot of parties (had a backyard pool & hot tub) and there was one incident in particular... Nobody was in the backyard at the time (it was post-swimming) but one kid who was the younger brother of one of our friends- someone looked in on him thru the garage door window and there he was… adding froth to the hot tub bubbles. :eek:

hahaha

oh man.:sick::p
 
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Ouch. :o

My story is not that funny. I was about 16 years old, going to school, and one day I passed by a car parking near the school. And there was this guy sitting in his car, asking me for directions. As I went up to him, I saw that he had a porn mag on his knees and his hand was moving underneath! :eek:

I was only looking for directions...:p

I told you that in CONFIDENCE!!!
 
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I've caught my dh 'setting up' to before... :o


What, setting out his bottle of lotion and hand towel?

I haven't been caught doing that, but was once caught having something else done to me. There was no lock on that door...
 
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Speaking of hot tubs, have I ever posted this vid? Not masturbation, but something worse:


And I still don't quite believe that that's real.


ETA: And I've never been caught doing anything.
 
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And I still don't quite believe that that's real.


ETA: And I've never been caught doing anything.

I really felt for that woman...:tears:

Give her a hug for f***s sake. Wash her first though..:p
 
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What, setting out his bottle of lotion and hand towel?

eh, no... at the computer, looking for just the right video...:o

I haven't been caught doing that, but was once caught having something else done to me. There was no lock on that door...

Sounds familiar. We were once caught by my father-in-law at their house (in my dh's old bed) um...I mean, I was caught doing something...:o we were dating at the time and even living together but my dh's Catholic Mom would not allow us to sleep together :rolleyes: so, in the morning I snuck into his room and um, got caught. His (Lutheran) dad was totally cool about it "Sorry!" left the room and said to us at breakfast (before my MIL was there) "I didn't see anything and I won't say anything." ~whew~ how embarassing. I just wanted to jump out of the bedroom window at the time...

Speaking of hot tubs, have I ever posted this vid? Not masturbation, but something worse:


Is that supposed to be a shart or a period?
 
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