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  1. Barking

    Uncut (May 2024): An Audience With Vini Reilly - Morrissey mentions (March 29, 2024)

    Dear mr Vinyl Really Don't know you either but thanks for the info. It inspired the following Earth Day interlude: It's called Shrekissey Shrekissey How did he lose his colour? Shrekissey Shrekissey The Pony Petter The Donkey Whisperer "DOOOOONKEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" The world had never seen a...
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    Record Store Day 2024: "Interlude" limited edition gold vinyl released today (April 20, 2024)

    Yes. Christopher, aka "Toff." Taylor wrote a song about him. She's going to release multiple colour vinyl versions of it on RSD 2025. She won't sell any because every human on the planet will be dead. In 2026, she'll sing a new song, "Polyvinyl Chloride", from her new album, "Landfill" to...
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    Morrissey Central "DANA GILLESPIE VINYL" (April 9, 2024)

    Dear completely unknown older lady with a somewhat familiar surname, Your ded mate Baba would tell you this: People need vinyls like they need cancer like they need covers. (He was right about water tho. That, we need.) Sincerely, Baba number 2 (affectionately known by Solo poets as "Poo-Poo".)
  4. Barking

    The Drivel Thread

    I thought this the other day. This delusion controls you, but in a way it's the strongest communion you'll have with yourself, like a pact you made with all parts of you, to focus on one goal, and no matter what you do come back to it. Like any obsession, but with the added benefit that you feel...
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    The Drivel Thread

    Too late! Just spent a whole afternoon in there maskless! I like living dangerously. I'm more worried about the ceiling collapsing honestly. It feels pretty wet... Where I worked a ceiling slab or whatchamacallit came off in the kitchen, presumably because of the weight of accumulared rain. It...
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    The Drivel Thread

    Speaking of mold, I thought I was going to be able to relax and do maybe artistic things or maybe a bit of gardening but looks like I'mma just have to clear the garage ( a bloody moldy mess) and call the plumber because there's a leak. No idea how he will fix that without taking a hammer to the...
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    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    I have never cared for Sinatra and now that I've read the lyrics of "I've got a crush on you" I don't think I ever will... "-It's not that you're attractive... -Well you can f. right off then!" Up there with the lyrics to My funny Valentine...Chet can make me forget anything tho, Frank...
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    The Drivel Thread

    There's a 92 y.o. lady at the mercy of her nephew at the hotel I just left (they asked me to stay but I really had to go home and sleep.) She looked young and fit and sound of mind and not a day older than 79 when she arrived in January. Her husband had just died. Within a couple of months she...
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    The Times: "Johnny Marr: How could Meryl Streep agree to be in Mamma Mia?" (March 19, 2024)

    Great stuff from Johnny. I'll never have the time to check any of these recommendations but I'll save them for when I'm retired or something. Except the chips and peas. Oh God. Never. Mix. Chips. With. Vegetables. That's heresy!!! It's lucky Johnny can run, I'd have to burn him at the stake if...
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    Morrissey Central "RENAISSANCE MONTURA HOTEL LOBBY AT LAX (Los Angeles)" (March 18, 2024)

    Dear MC manant, FYI: there is nothing remotely Renaissance about that lobby. Kind regards, Barking (the Bard).
  11. Barking

    Off-topic discussion thread / moved as clogging other threads

    I happen to prefer Pepsi max to diet Coke. I don't prefer Jessemax tho.
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    Alain Whyte and band mini Ireland tour (August 21, 2023)

    Er I don't think that's a good analogy, I don't like coke! It's only good for people who enjoy sniffing plastic. You one of them Alain? https://brandaudit.breakfreefromplastic.org/brand-audit-2023/
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    So what's happening in 2024?

    :LOL: That would be an excellent plot twist! Even at his most boring, painstakingly composing a particularly dull paragraph for "Autobio', Morrissey had never once imagined he'd one day be a not exactlly exciting Morrissey-solo member. Certainly not one who called little dogs 'Miss Havisham."...
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    The Drivel Thread

    ...But Shazz, you are being controlled, whether by a Morrissey delusion or by mental health workers. You are not free. Can't you see that? ;) That's where your anger and sadness come from. You can't blame people for worrying. You can't direct that anger towards yourself either. You need to...
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    Morrissey Central "Bonfire of teenagers" (February 7, 2024)

    .... ....Naaah.
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    Morrissey Central "Bonfire of teenagers" (February 7, 2024)

    Well I'm sure nobody is interested in our psychobabbling opinions, but I don't buy the trauma thing. There's a thing called resilience, and trauma isn't a valid excuse to be an arsehole in my book. Neither is being educated by narcisdists. There are other role models to get inspiration from...
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    Morrissey Central "Bonfire of teenagers" (February 7, 2024)

    That's true, but the thing is, he'd have to be all-knowing and never have any emotions or doubts, all his intelligence and strength being used to fool or control, to keep that up all the time. What if he was actually as confused as the next ageing dude close to retirement? I mean no job, no...
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    Morrissey Central "Bonfire of teenagers" (February 7, 2024)

    Me neither. I'm a doggincel myself but I don't really blame anybody for it (or my albums not being released.)(I got loads) I'm not surprised. The pity party feel to some songs, the misoginy as well, there is a dark shameful side in those lyrics. I always focused more on the musical aspect but I...
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    Morrissey Central "Bonfire of teenagers" (February 7, 2024)

    Besides the shIt graphic design, this is a silly post in so many ways. Rather than entertaining the fantasy of an evil female obstacle being the only thing in the way of an album not being released, how about facing reality? Shouldn't the immature Master of Central focus on not drowning while...
  20. Barking

    So what's happening in 2024?

    He's gone already.
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