What are you talking about, Handsome?
Yes, there are plenty of websites filled with tits, I can send you some links if you're desperate. But this is the only website filled with tits who like Morrissey as much as I do.
A saint?
Let's play word association....
a saint
The Saint
Roger Moore
James Bond
Spy
Spying
Invasion of privacy
Privacy = private
Private messages
Private = privacy
Privacy = not spied upon.
Or Does iT...?
The Heart Attack Grill. Oh my God. Or OMG as the kids say. The quadruple bypass burger looks amazing. Even got a few wee slices of tomato to keep the veggies happy.
Daddy-O? As long as the 'o' is short for 'orgasm', that's ok.
Since JJ was exterminated, this place has been like an old man's pub in a little town in the middle of nowhere. You try to strike up a conversation to break the dull monotony, but instead get glared at and threatened. Until...
You still following me around? If you don't like me, ignore me. It's not that hard. Almost as easy as tapping the full stop key at the end of each sentence.
Out of your last 12 posts, 5 have been either about or aimed at me. Take your little double act with Kewpie and target someone else.
Apparently they only let Lenny Henry host Children in Need because he's black, and his (former) wife has issues with food, albeit not the same issues the little Africans have with food.
If I was being serious, I could get banned for that. WooPie was being serious about what she said, so why...
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