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  1. Iain Dowie

    Hawick age restrictions

    What time does Greggs shut, lasses?
  2. Iain Dowie

    Hawick, Scotland - Hawick Town Hall (June 21, 2011) post-show

    No-one see that thing (non sure if it was a bloke or a woman) spark up a fag and then piss him/herself?? Near the front, to the right of the stage. Too much Tennants for him/her before the gig. It smelt like shit before it marinated itself in piss, dirty get.
  3. Iain Dowie

    Hawick age restrictions

    So, which one of you was it in the queue sporting the lovely NUFC hat? (Despite it being warm). Shirt in the wash?
  4. Iain Dowie

    Hawick age restrictions

    Please remember to keep your shirts/shoes on. I take it you will be all wearing the obligatory black and white top, just so everyone knows where you're from.
  5. Iain Dowie

    The Morrissey Smiths Disco, Friday 6th May

    I will be there. What are the lager prices like these days? I seem to remember an increase the time I was there. I might take a hip flask in with me under my hat.
  6. Iain Dowie

    2011 Tour

    Very dramatic. Trying to get Morrissey tickets is not my definition of hell. What about the service men and women who have fought in Iraq/Afghanistan? I bet they would have a very different definition of the word hell.
  7. Iain Dowie

    2011 Tour

    David Furnish
  8. Iain Dowie

    The Support Acts

    I wish these lads were supporting Morrissey:
  9. Iain Dowie

    Just a quick question

    There will definitely be meat on sale at this festival. My mate Keith Morrell runs a burger van and he has a plot at the festival, and no way will he be selling veggie shite. I recommend Keith's bacon sandwiches, perfect for a hangover. They come in a nice big bap, Keith's big baps.
  10. Iain Dowie

    Where are you sitting looking at Morrissey-solo?

    Well, I'm not prepared to post a picture like some have, but I'll tell you what I'm doing - scratching my clems.
  11. Iain Dowie

    Moz sighting in Altrincham

    So we only have budget supermarket chains in the north, eh? Well, after consulting the latest Netto flyer that has just been pushed through my door, it reveals they do in fact have these stores as far a field as London and Birmingham. The said leaflet also contains some cracking offers...
  12. Iain Dowie

    please join my facebook group

    Talking of Fred Perry, I bought two knock off t shirts from a market in Turkey, 2 for 25 lira (about £10). Tried on the Large, fitted like a glove. "I'll have two of them, marra". Get back to the hotel, the bastard has given me two extra large shirts. Ruined my holiday. I'm now visiting...
  13. Iain Dowie

    Great quotes - post 'em here

    "Watch them Turkish waiters mind, you can't trust them." - My mate Brendan before I was due to go on holiday to Turkey. Nothing could be further from the truth, a great bunch of lads. "Check your pens are working" - Keith Morrell, local quiz and bingo master. An invaluable piece of advice...
  14. Iain Dowie

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    I am thinking how I would love it if there was an all-night Greggs near me as I would love to pop out for a sausage and bean melt just now. Mmmmmmmm.
  15. Iain Dowie

    Morrissey for One Show job?

    Who does everyone think should host the One Show? Here are some of my suggestions: 1) Michael Barrymore - Wasted talent, left to rot 2) Jimi Harkishin (Dev Alahan from Coronation Street) - Greatest actor in British soaps today 3) Dr Conrad Murray - Innocent man 4) Keith Morrell - The...
  16. Iain Dowie

    What's Everyone Reading At The Moment?

    I'm reading the book below, one of the greatest I've ever read. And it is a signed copy by former Republic of Ireland international, Andy Townsend
  17. Iain Dowie

    The Question Game

    My Espana t-shirt, which is a bit tight, which I won at the Queen Vic quiz. My question - What is the best kind of pie? Mince, Steak and Onion, Cheese (from Piccadilly takeaway in Manchester), Chicken Balti or Meat and Potato?
  18. Iain Dowie

    Jillys of Manchester

    There is a club in Sunderland called Jilly's - Resident DJ is a Mr Keith Morrell, plays great songs by artists such as Roxy Music, Queen, Wham, Pet Shop Boys, and Culture Club. He is also arranging a guest appearance by Yusuf Islam.
  19. Iain Dowie

    What music do you run to?

    I listen to TV theme tunes such as Minder, Auf Wiedersehen Pet, The Bill, Only Fools and Horses, Animal Hospital, Going for Gold (starring Henry Kelly), and Dads Army whilst running. When I'm finished and I need to wash my clems, I put the radio on in the shower and listen to Stan Collymore...
  20. Iain Dowie

    Viva Morrissey - Newcastle Upon Tyne Saturday 3rd April

    I am going. If anyone is looking for anywhere to stay, I can recommend the Queen Vic in Sunderland. You can get a Metro there from Newcastle, they have a Karaoke on on a Saturday, starring Roker Elvis. I know the night porter, named Handsome Eddie, and he will let you have a few pints after...
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