Given that Jesse Tobias receives a bit of a bashing about the quality of his writing, is there a song, penned by him, that you particularly like? (suggested by ma1979tt)
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You Have Killed Me   18% 677 / 18%
The Youngest Was The Most Loved   7% 283 / 7%
In The Future When All's Well   7% 299 / 7%
On The Streets I Ran   3% 124 / 3%
I Just Want To See The Boy Happy   3% 129 / 3%
All You Need Is Me   15% 585 / 15%
Sorry Doesn't Help   2% 98 / 2%
I'm OK By Myself   12% 484 / 12%
Children In Pieces   2% 78 / 2%
I like them all   17% 668 / 17%
I hate them all   8% 313 / 8%
3738 total votes.

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On The Streets I Ran (Score:1)
This song is kid of drag musically but I admit, he's taking punishment here for Mozzer putting down a terrible lyric on top if it.
bored -- Friday April 24 2009, @10:58AM (#328798)
(User #8415 Info)
We know that all the "I hate them all" votes (Score:0)
are just Jamie repeat-voting!
Anonymous -- Friday April 24 2009, @11:03AM (#328801)
    the singles (Score:0)
    are really his best stuff - but none of it is great and it all sounds remarkably similar - not in a good way
    Anonymous -- Friday April 24 2009, @11:48AM (#328811)
      Jessie kicks ass! (Score:0)
      Jessie rocks, man! Just lay off the dude, OK? His stuff is so much better than all that "America is not the world" shit. That song sucked. It's, like, the worst Morrissey song ever.

      theUShillbillybloke
      Anonymous -- Friday April 24 2009, @12:27PM (#328814)
      Hmmm (Score:2, Interesting)
      Clearly not a poll done by a completist. Jesse's best effort is "If You Don't Like Me, Don't Look At Me".
      Ben Budd -- Friday April 24 2009, @12:44PM (#328816)
      (User #9454 Info)
      Never even heard of it! (Score:1)
      I've never even heard of On the Streets I Ran. Should I be an embarrassed fan to admit this? Where is it from?
      Bullet in my gullet -- Friday April 24 2009, @01:03PM (#328820)
      (User #19325 Info)
      Big Jesse (Score:2, Funny)
      I'm feeling a little drunk, so let me say something nice about Our Jesse.

      When I first heard he was from Texas and has a Mexican heritage, I had visions of the Bobby Fuller Four dancing in my head. The first attempts at songwriting didn't really show that kind of promise, that is until I heard "If You Don't Like Me, Then Don't Look at Me." Then, like fat Oprah, I had an "Ah, Ha" moment.

      The Jesse Hate is really not warranted here. I know he is not Alain, and the fact that he is not Alain is not enough reason to dislike him. Just like Morrissey's band (who he loves) doesn't not warrant the usual abuse because they are not the Smiths. Sorry, not a good enough reason, and those rock critics and fans need to come to terms with that.

      Going Home mentioned in a post how "Sorry Doesn't Help" is a song for our time. I like Rock and Roll guitar. I don't hear it anymore, and he also has some lovely Mexican guitar sounds going on throughout the entire new album. This is what he brings unique to the table. Morrissey truly does write for our time with this song. Sorry really doesn't help. Especially from these crooks who swindled their friends and clients our of millions. Where the fuck is MY bailout?

      Jesse, show me some of that crazy guitar.

      Posting drunk on the internet is awesome. I can't feel my fingers. I highly recommend it.
      mozmic_dancer -- Friday April 24 2009, @01:49PM (#328831)
      (User #11277 Info)
      "I am the fun and the fair, on a Mozsite for the criminally insane..."
      • Re:Big Jesse by Anonymous (Score:0) Friday April 24 2009, @04:18PM
        • Big Boz by Argyris_Kravaritis (Score:1) Sunday April 26 2009, @02:58AM
          • Re:Big Boz by mozmic_dancer (Score:1) Monday April 27 2009, @07:37AM
            • Re:Big Boz by Argyris_Kravaritis (Score:1) Monday April 27 2009, @10:37AM
          Thats right - (Score:0)
          Except for
          You have killed me and I'm OK By Myself
          I Really Hate The Rest Of Those Songs

          markmustb1 -- Friday April 24 2009, @01:58PM (#328833)
          (User #13161 Info)
          cos no one ever turns to me to say ...
          Jesse's Songs Better Than Alain's Latest Efforts (Score:1)
          'In The Future When All Is Well' could be the most widely appealling song to those not familiar with Morrissey. It is fun, energetic, and a overall solid song. 'All you need is Me' is equally catchy. His days in the Chili Peppers and with Alanis have taught him to write for a wide audience.

          Compare these to 'To Me You Are a Work of Art' and 'Mama Lay Softly on the Riverbed', which Alain wrote, and you have to give Jesse a break.
          Dagenham Dave * -- Friday April 24 2009, @02:30PM (#328835)
          (User #953 Info | http://randumbs.blogspot.com/ )
          Jesse live and hitting his stride (Score:1)
          I think the more Jesse works with Moz, the more they bring out of one another. It gets better and better. I truly look forward to the sound, voice and meanings of future songs, musically and lyrically.

          The true talent of Jesse can only be seen live (so go buy your ticket if you haven't yet and have an opportunity!).

          Jesse has a live, raw energy on stage that howls "Rockstar." He manages to look tough and play very sensitively at the same time. And he's supporting so much of the sound, switching guitars after every song. He transitions and does all the technical stuff so quick we don't even notice (while Moz lays on the ground teasing us). He is definitely a key part of the synergy of the Moz team of today. He makes it look so slick and easy. We end up having a great time and surfing off his energy, fast and hard or quietly melodic. He really can do it all, with a sound that is his own.

          I suggest everyone see it, feel it for themselves.
          romeogirl -- Friday April 24 2009, @08:44PM (#328858)
          (User #2891 Info)
          he's not very good. (Score:0)
          and he has the job simply because he has an uncut hanging mexicaan calabasa that moz fancies.
          its obvious.
          Anonymous -- Friday April 24 2009, @10:08PM (#328861)
          Hmm (Score:1)
          Jesse Tobias? His contract should be terminated.
          Senior Partner -- Saturday April 25 2009, @04:07AM (#328872)
          (User #22424 Info)
          "Our firm has always been here in one form or another..."
          I had to vote `like them all` (Score:0)
          Because there are more of them that I like than don`t. I`ve always had a soft spot for `You Have Killed Me` I think that the guitars sound quite Smithsish. Yamaha
          Anonymous -- Saturday April 25 2009, @11:53AM (#328888)
            I think all the bashing is because (Score:0)
            of everybodys love of Alain. I think Jesse is terrific. I remember seeing him at the tower in Philadelphia and thinking he was a very good player.

            The problem for him is that he's filling some really big shoes.
            Anonymous -- Saturday April 25 2009, @12:23PM (#328889)
              Jesse Tobias = Adolph Hitler = Slobodan Milosevic (Score:1)
              He should be strung up by his guitar strings in a remote location and left for snapping turtles to devour him.

              Like our road construction workers, give him a break.
              Dagenham Dave * -- Saturday April 25 2009, @12:27PM (#328890)
              (User #953 Info | http://randumbs.blogspot.com/ )
                Jesse (Score:0)
                I don't necessarily think Jesse's "bashing" is unwarranted.

                Jesse Tobias writes songs of average quality. There's nothing too interesting or unique about them. As a songwriter, he lacks the ability to experiment or to go in new directions.

                Also, I don't see the big deal about his "technical" ability. Yeah, he can rock and imitate Marr. But his tone is really horrid. Just listen to the solo of "Reader Meet Author" from the recent tour. What the hell was he trying to play?
                Anonymous -- Saturday April 25 2009, @05:46PM (#328904)
                  When Last I Spoke... (Score:2, Interesting)
                  Expanding on what a poster above said, it's somewhat ironic that Alain wrote this fantastic blend of Morricone spaghetti western/Mexican/latin jazz (?) track that inspired a classic croon from Morrissey while multi-cultural Jesse could never manage such a feat.

                  Having said that, the last two tracks on YoR have grown on me in a major way, especially Sorry.

                  As I've said in the forums, there's a simple (simplistic?) physical drive to Jesse's songs that Morrissey really responds to, obviously. I'm sure he knows that Jesse could never write something as grandly artistic as Pigsty or Birthday (or as melodic as Let Me Kiss You etc.), but Jesse's rockers are his diesel fuel.
                  king leer -- Saturday April 25 2009, @10:10PM (#328913)
                  (User #80 Info)
                    Cheerleading (Score:2, Insightful)
                    I'm laughing at how many of you are using Jesse as a scapegoat now that the old order has been replaced. It's a predictable human story.

                    Alain has been criticized ruthlessly since the release of "Southpaw Grammar," and up until his disappearance. Now he's a musical hero. Instead of placing the blame for the musical blandness on the boss, where it belongs, people simply pick on the new guy.

                    The reality is, they both have produced rather unremarkable material in the New Moz era, and that is likely due to Morrissey desiring less melodic templates to build his vocal melodies around.

                    He wants it simple, and predictable. It's easier to build songs that way, and he's now churning them out at a insect-like pace. Who knows what Jesse could come up with if he was given greater freedom.
                    Nick The Name -- Sunday April 26 2009, @04:20AM (#328923)
                    (User #20764 Info)
                    Actually (Score:1)
                    Based on this list I would say that he is the most consistently great songwriter Moz has on his team at the moment.
                    Joemoz -- Sunday April 26 2009, @06:50AM (#328926)
                    (User #1342 Info)
                      Overall... (Score:0)
                      I don't like "Sorry Doesn't Help" mainly becasue I just don't like the tune of it no matter how it's played. The rest of them I think are good but I will say that the way the songs sound on record makes them too loud and just too much for the ears. The tunes themselves are fine and had they been musically played/produced a bit softer, less noise and hype, they would have been much better. Good tunes but bad execution.
                      Anonymous -- Sunday April 26 2009, @10:02AM (#328934)
                        I'm Ok (Score:1)
                        by Myself is a terrific song! I can't wait to see it live. The versions that people have put on Youtube look terrific, it's going to be a great summer.

                        As far as Jesse goes, I think he is a very talented musician and deserves a lot of credit. Perhaps the circumstances have been against him; he was fine as an initial stand in for Alain but for many of us Alain lovers, we miss our man!!! Alain had a terrific sense of fun on stage. Jesse does not connect with the audience in the same way. That said he is an excellent guitarist and I haven't seen him put a foot wrong, in fact he has really brought something to the power and the proficiency of the live Moz sound (please compare with the '91 and '92 shows - great fun and spirit yes, but the sound is far better now.)

                        As a songwriter Jesse isn't bad and is improving from Ringleader to Refusal. Moz himself is clearly enamoured with him, to the extent that he was being paraded as some sort of muse around the time of Ringleader, if memory serves.

                          Overall, I think he deserves the fans' praise.
                        cocu -- Sunday April 26 2009, @11:54AM (#328940)
                        (User #13905 Info)
                        sixteen clumsy and shy
                          well... (Score:1)
                          ... I don't HATE them all, but... as a body of work... Most of them I do hate, and the line of work I just don't like.
                          dicartwright -- Sunday April 26 2009, @01:09PM (#328942)
                          (User #19108 Info)
                            like most moz fans, the jesse-haters are idiots (Score:0)
                            i don't adore every song on the list below, but not a one of them is bad. several are incredibly catchy and exciting, and could have been hits if morrissey had any judgment when it comes to his own work... alleged "fans" of morrissey are never happy unless they're complaining or being disagreeable.

                            the youngest was the most loved
                            you have killed me
                            in the future when all's well
                            on the streets i ran
                            i just want to see the boy happy
                            all you need is me
                            sorry doesn't help
                            i'm ok by myself
                            children in pieces
                            i knew i was next
                            if you don't like me, don't look at me
                            Anonymous -- Monday April 27 2009, @03:00PM (#329031)
                            inspiration (Score:0)
                            Jesse appears to fit in with the band, plays well live and Morrissey likes him and his work. These are the important things for those who get to decide.

                            He writes average formula songs in my opinion, and though I don't hate them, I don't gasp with delight either. I hope he gains confidence and tries to expand his range, but I won't hold my breath.

                            I think it's good that Morrissey takes songs from a variety of musicians for the albums, providing a range of tastes and styles, to inspire him and us.

                            Anonymous -- Tuesday April 28 2009, @08:49AM (#329070)
                              Sad that you all picked the singles.... (Score:0)
                              cuz honestly they are probably the "worst" although i like them both. The youngest was the most loved is much better musically and produced well also, especially compared to the rest of the singles. Although i still think that I just want to see the boy happy is possibly the best. I mean seriously, All You Need Is Me is his best???? are you kidding? talk about some fair weather Moz fans, that song is possibly one of the worst album songs, not that i don't like it but.... yea i think they could have done better.

                              Anonymous -- Thursday April 30 2009, @02:04PM (#329300)
                                you have killed me (Score:0)
                                possibly his only good song.

                                all you need is me IS catchy - but cliched.
                                Anonymous -- Saturday May 02 2009, @03:45AM (#329442)
                                  Christian Brothers (Score:0)
                                  Woah! I remember when the demo for Children In Pieces came out, it was hailed as the best thing Moz has done in the past ten years.

                                  Boy, have things changed quickly!
                                  Anonymous -- Monday May 04 2009, @07:24AM (#329661)
                                    You Have Killed Me (Score:0)
                                    You Have Killed Me is my favorite Morrissey/Smiths of all time. Fan since 1986. Check out YouTube: Morrissey - You Have Killed Me (Live in Istanbul). Say what you may, think what you will but this is it. Signing out from Los Angeles, Kenneth Martinez.
                                    bbgfe1 -- Tuesday May 05 2009, @09:24AM (#329772)
                                    (User #20028 Info)
                                      Alain vs. Boz vs. Jesse (Score:0)
                                      Can people really tell the difference between their songs? Jesse's songs seem to be a little more repetitive, but I find it Alain and Boz's works to be indistinguishable. Can someone enlighten me to their differences?
                                      Anonymous -- Thursday May 07 2009, @09:37AM (#329881)
                                        Re:Jesse is staying! (Score:0)
                                        Uh oh, one of our younger members forgot to take his Tourette's medication. Turn off the cartoon channel and take your pill, sonny.
                                        Anonymous -- Thursday April 30 2009, @08:09AM (#329277)
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