What is your age now? (suggested by Dotty, repeat poll from 1999)
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9 or under   1% 88 / 1%
10 to 14   0% 51 / 0%
15 to 19   8% 611 / 8%
20 to 24   12% 920 / 12%
25 to 29   17% 1260 / 17%
30 to 34   26% 1870 / 26%
35 to 39   20% 1419 / 20%
40 to 49   9% 686 / 9%
50 to 59   1% 73 / 1%
60+   1% 107 / 1%
7085 total votes.

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  • Don't complain about lack of options. You've got to pick a few when you do multiple choice. Those are the breaks.
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First Of the Gang To Lie (Score:0)
Entered my real age, Couldn't possibly write it here!

-Quinn (Moz in GIAC)

www.myspace.com/girlfriendinacomabaltimore
Anonymous -- Friday April 06 2007, @08:21AM (#253769)
Sixteen, Clumsy and Shy (Score:0)
Right on. One of six people on the site so far actually going though the Moz-helped-me-so-much-through-the-awkward-teenage- years phase.
Anonymous -- Friday April 06 2007, @09:05AM (#253776)
You're Older Now And You're A Clever Swine (Score:1)
And almost 3/4 of us are between 25 and 39.

I love the fact that Morrissey wrote the lyrics to "Rubber Ring" 20 odd years ago and it makes more sense now than it did then.

But don't forget the songs
That made you cry
And the songs that saved your life
Yes, you're older now
And you're a clever swine
But they were the only ones who ever stood by you
Work within the law -- Friday April 06 2007, @09:26AM (#253778)
(User #18623 Info)
I Remember buying my Kill Uncle "casette" at the (Score:0)
tender age of 14 at the "Wherehouse" music store. I will be thirty in a few months and from the looks of it the majority of the fans according to the vote percentages are from the Kill Uncle, Your Arsenal era. Not surprising.
Anonymous -- Friday April 06 2007, @09:47AM (#253780)
I just turned 34.... (Score:1)
So I guess I'm about average age on this site...I wasn't too happy about the b-day but I'm not the only who is slowly losing their youth...so I feel better! Temporarily....sigh....
ThinkOfMeKindlyLV -- Friday April 06 2007, @09:59AM (#253781)
(User #18284 Info)
Re-runs (Score:1)
After this age thing, how about repeating the poll about being a vegetarian, then a poll about who's already got a mortgage and stuff, huh?

happy easter holidays :P
Capo -- Friday April 06 2007, @09:59AM (#253782)
(User #15144 Info)
  • Re:Re-runs by Johnny Rotten (Score:1) Friday April 06 2007, @11:07AM
    old axe (Score:0)
    motherfuckers. hahaha. daang. BUT in my defense, i've listen to Morrissey since i was two. Go work old ppl. I'm 20 btw. :)

    -DAVIDismyHERO
    Anonymous -- Friday April 06 2007, @11:14AM (#253787)
    • Re:old axe by Anonymous (Score:0) Friday April 06 2007, @03:34PM
      • Re:old axe by Anonymous (Score:0) Friday April 06 2007, @10:26PM
      at 39...as I look at my vinyl collection........ (Score:0)
      ...I remember the day I purchased the "Hand in Glove" single when it came out. I rank the memory of hearing the song for the first time as second only to the birth of my son. THAT'S how important the Smiths are.
      Anonymous -- Friday April 06 2007, @11:43AM (#253790)
      Yes 30-34! (Score:0)
      Let's win this thing people!
      Anonymous -- Friday April 06 2007, @01:23PM (#253801)
      • Re:Yes 30-34! by Anonymous (Score:0) Friday April 06 2007, @03:45PM
        • Re:Yes 30-34! by Anonymous (Score:0) Saturday April 07 2007, @08:34AM
        Thirty! (Score:1)
        is just too old....
        Sharron Needles -- Friday April 06 2007, @03:51PM (#253816)
        (User #762 Info)
        Inside every adult male is a denied little boy -Nancy Friday
        • Re:Thirty! by Anonymous (Score:0) Friday April 06 2007, @05:56PM
          • Re:Thirty! by Anonymous (Score:0) Saturday April 07 2007, @03:45AM
            • Re:Thirty! by Sharron Needles (Score:1) Saturday April 07 2007, @03:31PM
            • Re:Thirty! by Anonymous (Score:0) Sunday April 08 2007, @12:15PM
              • Re:Thirty! by Anonymous (Score:0) Wednesday April 11 2007, @07:02AM
                • Re:Thirty! by Anonymous (Score:0) Wednesday April 11 2007, @08:58PM
              • Re:Thirty! by Sharron Needles (Score:1) Saturday April 07 2007, @03:33PM
              Fantastic! (Score:0)
              I'm talking to Billy Bud
              in my head.
              Be happy with someone Morrissey!
              Anonymous -- Friday April 06 2007, @05:33PM (#253826)
                What Is Your Age Now? (Score:1)
                I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour,
                But heaven knows i'm miserable now......
                30-34....yet I am finally going to see Moz for the very first time!!!
                Boston June 26th!!!
                spdylko -- Friday April 06 2007, @07:15PM (#253831)
                (User #18685 Info)
                  get of the PC (Score:1)
                  i became 42 past week
                  Celibate Cry <vauxhall@mail2uk.com> -- Friday April 06 2007, @10:25PM (#253842)
                  (User #220 Info)
                  and the hills are alive with celibate cries
                  • Muddle Aged by Anonymous (Score:0) Saturday April 07 2007, @12:39AM
                    • Re:get of the PC by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday April 10 2007, @03:15AM
                      and I am at the height of my powers... (Score:0)
                      As we know.....age means nothing....it is as meaningless/insignificant as the size of your shoes...(or something like that...I forget....I am old!!)

                      Sheridan 39 on 06/04/07
                      Anonymous -- Saturday April 07 2007, @01:20AM (#253850)
                      So what is the average on the Paul Weller site? (Score:0)
                      Sheridan
                      Anonymous -- Saturday April 07 2007, @01:23AM (#253851)
                        Thanks for the Poll idea (Score:0)
                        I started listening to Morrissey in high school in 1987. 20 years on and not one of Morrissey's solo records or Smiths records are burnt out. I have listened to them each thousands of times and they never grow old or tiresome. It still sounds as exciting as the first day I heard it. I am 34 now and Morrissey's music is like a fine wine it gets even better with age. I can't think of any other artist, for me, that comes close to this extraordinary feat.
                        Anonymous -- Saturday April 07 2007, @03:18AM (#253853)
                          I actually saw The Smiths in concert (Score:0)
                          In 1986. Detroit, Michigan. Fox Theatre. It changed my life FOREVER! At last I was born. I am 39 now.
                          Anonymous -- Saturday April 07 2007, @08:44AM (#253868)
                          stop me (Score:0)
                          I was 12 when I heard ' Stop me ' on the radio and the Dj said he would never stop a song like that. I still remember that moment like yesterday and it changed my life. I bought ' Strangeways ' and 'Rank ' and started making Smiths-like coverphotos for my compilationtapes.
                          Now I think ' Rubber Ring ' is the best lyric Moz has ever written, it' s so clever and it' s so true.
                          Anonymous -- Saturday April 07 2007, @09:38AM (#253872)
                            My first time listening to Morrissey........*sigh* (Score:0)
                            I remembering riding in my friend's care when I was 18 and he was playing "How Soon is Now?" I asked him who that group was and he said to me, "Duh, it's Morrissey, and this is The Smiths. Don't you know anything?" So, I took the bus to the mall the next day to buy this tape with that song and not knowing anything about this band, I somehow chose the correct tape, "Meat is Murder." After listening to the whole tape, I fell in love with Morrissey's voice and his lyrics. I have then been a fan. I'm 33 now and I'm still blasting Morrissey and The Smiths on my stereos!
                            Anonymous -- Saturday April 07 2007, @09:54AM (#253873)
                            My 1st Time (Score:1)
                            The first time I heard The Smiths, I lived in Las Vegas in the mid 80'z.. (1986), and I heard the song I don't owe you anything playing on the radio. We were outside building a skateboard ramp with my friend Michele and her brother and all his friends... I had never heard anything like it them before.. I've been in love every since.. with Morrissey.
                            mozluv -- Saturday April 07 2007, @10:54AM (#253876)
                            (User #973 Info)
                            "guilt by implication by association"
                              I'm glad this poll proves (Score:1)
                              that age is just a number for statistics...
                              Mrs. Woolf -- Saturday April 07 2007, @01:55PM (#253882)
                              (User #14157 Info)
                              i like you (Score:1)
                              a good poll . 1985 in the north of england . was it the oxford gig shown on tv ? really robust and aggressive - headmaster ritual i think . First single bought the yellow and blue sleeve of pat phoenix - young bones did indeed groan ! a borrowed copy of meat is murder (title track never converted me - sorry ) Here i am 22 years later and still to be shown anything different! An olive branch from johnny marr in this weeks NME - we can but dream !!!
                              northernleech -- Saturday April 07 2007, @03:14PM (#253886)
                              (User #15225 Info)
                              my sentimental heart hardens
                                funny (Score:1)
                                if you look at the previous poll and compare it to this one, it looks like this website has retained its original audience!
                                suzanne -- Saturday April 07 2007, @09:16PM (#253892)
                                (User #36 Info | http://www.myspace.com/snootywriter )
                                I scare dead people.
                                  Happy Easter! (Score:0)
                                  I'll be 36 in about two weeks. That means I was around when the Smiths were still a band and when you could see Smiths and early Morrissey-solo videos on MTV! I even remember seeing them on during the day! Anyway, I was glad to see a lot of fans "my age" (and some older/some younger) at the last Moz show I was at. Moz is for everyone- all ages. That's one of the many great things about him. Happy Easter and God Bless.
                                  thetexasbloke

                                  Anonymous -- Sunday April 08 2007, @04:53AM (#253903)
                                  Morrissey was etched in my heart....... (Score:0)
                                  One day, I was in my room doing my homework and my brother walked in and threw these cds at me. He said, "I know you're going to like the way this guy sings. Listen to the cds." The cds were singles of "The Loop," and "There is a Place in Hell for me and my Friends." He was so right. I eventually kept those cds and have added an abudance to my Moz collection throughout my 15 years of being a fan.
                                  Anonymous -- Sunday April 08 2007, @06:04AM (#253906)
                                    The Youngest Was The Most... (Score:1)
                                    my age is going to be 28 years by next 27 April, and times is gone so fast, too fast for us...God bless us all
                                    Peter Marr -- Sunday April 08 2007, @06:21AM (#253909)
                                    (User #17077 Info)
                                      Gentle and kind (Score:0)
                                      I was listening all alone
                                      but I know now that we all share the
                                      memory of the Smiths.
                                      Beautiful memories with tunes.
                                      Anonymous -- Sunday April 08 2007, @07:21PM (#253941)
                                        Okay, own up... (Score:1)
                                        Who's pretending to be under 9?

                                        I, myself am 28 for at least another couple of months.

                                        And yes, like others have said "Rubber Ring" was spot on. Because whilst The Smiths are my favourite band and always will be, I would say that these days I am dancing and laughing, and finally living and often hear his voice in my head and think of him kindly.

                                        You get older, you get more comfortable in your skin. Ever the old soul, Morrissey already knew that at 26.
                                        bobmozza -- Monday April 09 2007, @05:14AM (#253963)
                                        (User #6533 Info | http://www.geocities.com/pedantx/ )
                                        FVHS/ Mater Dei (Score:1)
                                        Did anyone here go to Fountain Valley High School/Mater Dei?
                                        Dagenham Dave * -- Monday April 09 2007, @06:59AM (#253966)
                                        (User #953 Info | http://randumbs.blogspot.com/ )
                                          Quite surprised (Score:0)
                                          About 50% of users here are in their 30s - around ten years or more younger than Morrissey himself. Surprising that his own generation seems not to have taken to him, but following ones have. Maybe it's the fact that most people first got hooked in their 'teen angst' stage?
                                          Anonymous -- Wednesday April 11 2007, @04:44AM (#254049)
                                          How old do I feel? (Score:1)
                                          I was 40 in April, so am very much in the minority by now, it would seem. I somehow managed to miss 'Hand in Glove' and 'This Charming Man'at the time, only to buy 'What Difference...' immediately after seeing The Smiths, for the first time, on Top of the Pops performing said song for the second time (NHS specs et al etc). It completely blew me away, and among other things I followed that up in June 1984 by going to the gig at Edinburgh's 'Calais Palais' (it's now a nightclub, but you can still see the front of the balcony in the ceiling above the dance floor, where I sat-£4 a ticket, I didn't quite go the additional 50 pence for a standing ticket, fuckwit!)- I saw them another 3 times, culminating in their last Scottish gig at Glasgow's Barrowlands in July 1986- to this day the best gig I have attended- the words 'riotious', 'emotional', 'spellbinding' spring to mind- by then the onstage empathy among the band members was incredible, they were almost as one, and I'll never forget it. The latter gig was as a five-piece, wi' Craig Gannon.

                                          It was a little weird going to see Morrissey in Edinburgh in August 2004, seeing all those younger, fresher faces, and being able to boast that I had first seen the Smiths over Twenty years previously! I still listen to them and Moz much to the exclusion of everything else, basically- it's completely over the wife's head!

                                          Just had to post this- it achieves nothing more than a trip down memory lane....
                                          Craigie Fraser -- Friday April 13 2007, @07:52AM (#254287)
                                          (User #9633 Info)
                                          Go VEG! (Score:1)
                                          I am 8 years and 10 months old. I Love horses! Do you like Morrissey because he loves animals? I do.

                                          By lil veg
                                          artful dodger * -- Monday April 16 2007, @06:49PM (#254506)
                                          (User #13974 Info | http://www.myspace.com/wallieworld )
                                          and as for me, I stand with the tribe of Morrissey.
                                          Hmm (Score:1)
                                          I'm sixteen. Seems I'm not in the majority...

                                          DXS
                                          MindlessRuffian -- Thursday April 19 2007, @11:47AM (#254734)
                                          (User #18753 Info | http://www.myspace.com/bugetcarvok )
                                          • Re:Hmm by Foster88 (Score:0) Thursday April 19 2007, @04:47PM
                                            • Re:Hmm by Anonymous (Score:0) Thursday April 19 2007, @11:32PM
                                              • Re:Hmm by Foster88 (Score:0) Friday April 20 2007, @09:10AM
                                                • Re:Hmm by MindlessRuffian (Score:1) Friday April 20 2007, @11:33AM
                                                  • Re:Hmm by Foster88 (Score:0) Friday April 20 2007, @12:06PM
                                            how old am I NOW? (Score:1)
                                            I think the question is humourous.. how old am I NOW. When else would I answer for?
                                            bored -- Saturday April 21 2007, @11:01PM (#255116)
                                            (User #8415 Info)


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