Favorite Morrissey song to have sex to? (suggested by Dillon Barrousse)
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Hairdresser On Fire
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4% |
138 votes |
Jack The Ripper
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22% |
769 votes |
You're The One For Me Fatty
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7% |
269 votes |
Last Of The Famous International Playboys
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9% |
313 votes |
Disappointed
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3% |
104 votes |
Little Man, What Now?
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1% |
62 votes |
You Know I Couldn't Last
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3% |
131 votes |
I'm Not Sorry
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4% |
162 votes |
I Have Forgiven Jesus
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3% |
103 votes |
Yes, I Am Blind
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4% |
142 votes |
Interesting Drug
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3% |
125 votes |
The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
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15% |
531 votes |
3369 total votes.
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Songs to have sex to (Score:1)
but i believe 'late night, maudlin street' should have been in this pool
(User #14444 Info)
You're The One For Me Fatty (Score:1)
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I'd Love To (Score:1)
(User #4231 Info)
lol this poll's hillarious (Score:1)
i don't think i could keep a straight face having sex to a morrissey song it would just be too weired
(User #14395 Info | http://www.camdram.net/shows/06/evening_with_gary_lineker)
where is...? (Score:1)
this is fun.
(User #36 Info)
Jack the Ripper? (Score:0)
Are you all repressed serial killers?
skin storm (Score:0)
more potentially amusing songs to screw to (Score:0)
Seasick, and yet still docked (I've had that feeling before.. do I pull out and walk away?!)
Best friend on the payload
Wide to Receive
(I'm) the end of the family line (an anthem for premature ejaculators?)
There's a Place in Hell for me and my friends (a group sex anthem)
November Spawned a Monster (did I remember to take the pill?)
I don't Mind if You forget me
Let the right one slip in
broken
good poll (Score:1)
helps us paranoid types
(User #13513 Info)
It has to be "You're the One for Me, Fatty"... (Score:0)
retards r us (Score:0)
nothing I like more than (Score:0)
Are you serious? (Score:0)
-W. Porter
Listen to Morrissey while having sex? (Score:1)
(User #14744 Info)
I jerk off to (Score:0)
(User #10663 Info)
Nookie in 2:45 seconds? (Score:1)
If only a quickie, I guess "I Know Very Well How I Got My Name." The guitar-plucking lends itself well. However, for major long-playing lovin', er do I dare say "Vauxhall and I?" Well, yes, I guess I just did. Got my bells rung during "Quarry." That voice of his just does it for me.
Hmm, Put me down as other.
(User #11277 Info)
I know it's already been said, but... (Score:1)
(User #655 Info | http://website.lineone.net/~smilingontim/timstwin.htm)
Depends..... (Score:0)
"And I would like to give you what I think your asking for"
If its making love....I would say "Late Night Maudlin"
lol @ little man what now? (Score:0)
(User #2789 Info | http://www.morrisseymusic.com/)
Freak nasty (Score:1)
Find me a creepier/sexier song in his catalog.
(User #13585 Info)
never had no one ever but (Score:0)
"Reel Around the Fountain" Perchance? (Score:0)
Yes, Yes, Yes, Ohhh Yes!!!! (Score:1)
(User #13232 Info)
Such A Little Thing.... (Score:0)
You know the old joke....
I hooked up with some slut at a party - she took one look at my tiny knob and said..."who do you expect to please with THAT?!
and I said..."ME"!
-The Treading Lemming
Let The Right One Slip In.... (Score:1)
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Whatever happens I love you (Score:0)
Alsation cousin (Score:0)
Girlfriend in a coma (Score:1)
(User #1209 Info)
None of the above... (Score:1)
(User #9368 Info)
The answer is........ (Score:1)
(User #94 Info)
And the ten worst would be... (Score:1)
Meat is Murder
Still Ill
Nowhere fast
Vicar in a tutu
I started something I couldn't finish
Angel Angel Down we go together
The Operation
Wide to receive
Sorrow will come in the end (ouch!)
(User #204 Info)
Oh well, there goes the last nail in the coffin... (Score:0)
Who knew Morrissey's art really was just so damn...er...sexy??? Not the plethora of misquoting, misguided, quick-to-stereotype hacks out there that for years have painted our main man as the anti-Barry White in this department.
And maybe even to his most rabid fans like us this side of Moz went largely underappreciated so to speak.
So let's have some of his juiciest, sauciest, innuendo-laden lines repeated here and now please...who goes first?
Not the first ~ and off topic ...and and (Score:0)
1- Cowards of the after hours
2- Never gonna die (just my luck)
3- Falling asleep at the wake
4- Put that away!
5- Makebelieve love
6- The very unlonley libraian
7- Smiling stalker
8- Hopeless ~ but not poor
9- Paige turner
10-I know you are..but what am I?
(User #13161 Info)
Worst poll idea ever (Score:1)
The juvenile comments are really awful. I am sure that Morrissey is cringe-ing right now.
Always-
Ken
(User #3940 Info)
Im still a virgin (Score:1)
Is it wrong to be a virgin?
Im 18.
how about These things take time or never had no-one ever
(User #11459 Info)
Sex (Score:1)
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Whatever Happens, I Love You (Score:1)
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great sex lines (Score:0)
about people who have sex
Cause I have spent my whole life
in ruins
Because of people who have sex
-----
Erection is one thing
but erection for a fool is cruel
BANKROBBER
Wiiiiide open (Score:1)
Personally I think Wide to receive is my favourite - gentle and so packed with innuendo and yes, since there is a clear devision between screwing and making louuuuuve then my top three in both categories would be (in no order):
The one-night stand soundtrack:
Maladjusted (just to hear him say "low cut blouse")
Boy racer (but obviously this isn't a performance rating)
Alsatian Cousin (for the growliness in the vocals and the lyrics)
Barry-White nights in:
Come back to Camden (!I'll be good!" Will you really?!?!?!)
All the lazy dykes (For it's languid, Los Angeles suitry drawling
Let me kiss you (oh, go on then)
Wow - all off the latest offering - I surprise even myself
(User #13384 Info)
Depends if I'm having sex alone or with someone... (Score:0)
When I'm with someone, its "Let the right one slip in".
All joking aside, the BEST sex album is Portishead's "Dummy" album.
Discusting. (Score:0)
dont you know? (Score:0)
Glamorous Glue (Score:0)
i can't believe .. (Score:0)
I've had some amazing times with that playing.
'Certain People I Know' (Score:1)
But I try not to play any of my favourite artists or songs during The Act, as then the music is inextricably tied to that person and that moment, and should they break your heart or give you a bad experience, it would forever ruin the song.
I do like to have a laugh in bed though, so I suspect something from The Smiths back catalogue would suit sex better; probably Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others, as the reference to Carry On Cleo cracks me up
(User #14229 Info)
kill uncle (Score:0)
He Cried (Score:1)
“She took away your troubles
Oh, but then again
She left pain.”
Yes, the worst and the best of times...the musical “Some Girls are Bigger than Others” conveys the potentials for ambivalence well.
(User #12673 Info)
a monster (Score:1)
Scotty
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Jack the Ripper on Who Put the M (Score:1)
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Delight , see our face are both shining... (Score:0)
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"But you don't refuse" (Score:1)
Yeah "Jack" is about the intensity of a killer stalling his prey....well lust and sex are pleasures closely related to the intensity of murder, thus MOZ wrote this song to show how close those of us that actually have the ability to feel are to those that are of those that take it one step further from lust and envy to "romantic killing"....I think that's what I mean?
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southpaw (Score:1)
(User #13540 Info | http://www.alainmatters.com/)
First of the gang to flop? (Score:1)
(User #14520 Info)
'november spawned a monster' (Score:1)
'you know i couldn't last' would be all well and such, as it is a climaxing song, but the title doesn't have good implications, er, yes?
(User #12385 Info | http://www.livejournal.com/users/depressed_disco)
You're the one for me fatty....... (Score:0)
Picadilly Palare (Score:0)
Listening to Morrissey... (Score:1)
(User #14203 Info)
Never had no one ever... (Score:0)
song (Score:0)
Lost! (Score:0)
Dont matter now cos im empty, lost and lonley and unable to think of other girls since she went from my life. I would very much like to see her again.
MC Jay Clevedon
not just 1 song (Score:0)
The others are all just far too short.
love
The Long Haired Lover
Morrissey-solo confidential (Score:1)
[email protected]
Please, help me. I´ll send you a photo if you tell me how ugly are I.
(User #7331 Info)
I don't know quite what I mean...but.... (Score:0)
This I'm made of
There is no one on earth
I'm afraid of
And no, drag queen
Can pluck or suck me
I've been screaming for a time when
To be English is not to be labelled
To be bending by the flag receiving Anal
Painless or Painful
I've been dreaming of a time when
The English are sick to death of gay bars, and whoring
And spit upon the name of Ms. Dame Edna
uh... (Score:1)
-How Soon is Now
-Last Night I Dreamt
-I Know it's Gonna Happen Someday
-Suedehead
-November Spawned a Monster
-Whatever Happens, I Love you
(User #10089 Info)
The Real Dirt on Hector (Score:0)
Until you're seeing stars
In a stall at the gay bar
And you have never been in love
Til' you seen semen blown
Out of a fat human bone
We are the preening, partly gay
And you're riding on my meat
Like Hector who was the
First of the Gang with a dick in his hand
And the first to suck cock, the First of the Gang to Fuck
Such a fruity boy
Hector was the...
First of the Gang with a cock in his palm
And a Penis in his Anus, and the first lost lad lapping a load
(And he slept with the Rich and the poor, and this fat scary bitch and this hairy whore)
Witty? (Score:1)
(User #14822 Info)
How could you forget Suedehead ... (Score:0)
this is sad but... (Score:1)
(User #14449 Info)
Bump and Grind to Strangeways? (Score:1)
(User #6009 Info | http://beaurock.net/)
Alone or with someone? (Score:1)
Together: Suedehead. because its a good lay.
(User #13974 Info | http://www.myspace.com/wallieworld)
Quite a coincident. (Score:1)
Ithought i was a great idea, BUT, it was quite uncomfortable, like someones whatching.
Someone whos tried it? Someone whos felt the same?
(User #9583 Info)
Jack The Ripper (Score:0)
celibacy (Score:0)
i haven't had it since 13 when i discovered The Smiths. Don't tell me he's changed his mind?!! DAMN all those wasted years.
Mine would be Boy Racer in that case!!!
anyone care to............... (Score:0)
how exciting (Score:1)
I'd go at it with jack the Ripper, but first, I'd say that there would have to be a little disrobing to "Disappointed".
Because, well, how do you pick just one?
(User #2483 Info)
Send Me The Pillow, The One That You.... (Score:1)
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also good to listen to while in a hot bath (Score:0)
'Stretch out and Wait'
i wish Moz would do more subtle, relaxing songs..
I Must Say (Score:0)
But I'd say Skin Storm or, even, Lifegaurd Sleeping...For those, y'know, gentler moments!
Jessica xx
Jack The Ripper!!!! (Score:1)
M O Z Z E R A
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Busy Clippers (Score:1)
(User #7076 Info)
I don't think I ever could (Score:1)
I find the lyrical content so powerful; that I almost have to stop what I’m doing and listen……. But if I was forced to them I’d go with the majority, Jack the ripper, but the live version from Beethoven was deaf.
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depends (Score:0)
I will roar from the stalls... (Score:0)
Ever Notice...? (Score:0)
-Man of Vision
Big Mouth Strikes Again (Score:1)
But only if you are really lucky
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Such A Little Thing Makes Such A Big Difference (Score:0)
Everyday Is Like Sunday (Score:0)
Need I say more?
Handsome Devil (Score:0)
'Let me get your hands on your mammary gland and let me get your head on a conjugal bed'
'I crack the whip and you skip'
'Who will swallow whom?'
'I would like to give you what I think you're asking for'
The rawness of the words and the music just screams sex.
please let me stay in bed (Score:0)
you quiver under sheets with morrissey
not get laid
would morrissey approve? (Score:1)
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