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Comments / Notes
VIVA MOZ!!
VIVA SANCHO!
VAUXHALL <MozAddict@juno.com>
Sunny CA - Wed, May 24, 2000 at 09:08:44 (PDT) | #1
I love u Morrissey u Rock baby
Carol V
Fontana Ca - Wed, May 24, 2000 at 11:31:49 (PDT) | #2
I liked it!
Fabricio
- Wed, May 24, 2000 at 11:58:33 (PDT) | #3
woah, Morrissey mentioned in a magazine! cheers! ;)
~love, peace & harmony~
ILVMOZ <ilvmoz@yahoo.com>
;) - Wed, May 24, 2000 at 13:03:07 (PDT) | #4
I like to wish you a NON unhappy Birthday!
javelin <javelinzone@hotmail.com>
N.Y - Wed, May 24, 2000 at 13:21:42 (PDT) | #5
Morrissey and Bob Dylan have the same birthday? What are the odds that two men I admire highly have the same one......cool.
maribel <ladymoz@hotmail.com>
Riverside - Wed, May 24, 2000 at 13:24:17 (PDT) | #6
morrissey probably had a very interesting birthday, spending his afternoon, dwindling the hours away in a hammock hanging between two oak trees. Then he probably got up, ordered his poor non-english speaking butler and maid to get him a corona and to spin the old billy fury record. Then fell back into the hammock and practiced his new songs at a barely audible volume. He trys to sip the drink lying down and spills it on his chin which dribbles down onto his exposed chest. Drops cling to his frizzy chest hair, as he exclaims "oh my." Steven then calls out, "Horacio! Horacio! come quickly". The solemn butler looks out sliding glass door that opens to the large back yard. His eyes signal terror as he jets to the kitchen to grab a paper towel. But then drops that in the garbage and picks up the new versace towels Moz purchased last week on Rodeo Drive. Anyway, Moz isn't satisfied when horatio attempts to wipe his chin and hairy chest. Horatio has inadvertantly began tickling the Mozzer, so Moz exudes a high-pictched laugh, sounding something like Michael jackson. Kirsty McColl rings the doorbell but the butler is outside and the maid now stands peering through the sliding glass door as she envisions who the next immigrant is who'll work aside her. So, she doesn't hear the door bell, kirsty impatiently wanders around trying to get to the back yard where she hears giggling. She is barred by the gate which extends itself to the end of the property and is united by the gate of another rich celebrity. Etc. Etc. Etc.
tim sandlin <confidential >
wyoming - Wed, May 24, 2000 at 14:03:06 (PDT) | #7
Some Imagination you have there tim ... Anyway did anyone try to put cards or gifts ect in his mailbox? Is it actually possible to do that? Just curious :-)Oh and Whoever the girl is who writes the News articles for spin must have good taste in music.. she sometimes relates every news story to Radiohead ..hehe.
unruly girl
- Wed, May 24, 2000 at 14:36:01 (PDT) | #8
More twee bollocks from the septics.
Never mind, God keep you Morrissey, you are a shining light.
ICF Reject
- Wed, May 24, 2000 at 17:04:41 (PDT) | #9
oh don't be so precious.
jungfiend
- Wed, May 24, 2000 at 19:40:25 (PDT) | #10
wow, that's unusual! i've been waiting all year for moz's birthday coz i thought it would be listed in the times very comprehensive birthday spot. but no!! my hopes were dashed....no mention. altho some much less well known people were. a sad ambition to hope for all year i realise....but that's my sad life. even the more
popstarry mirror failed to record the wondrous event. i demand more celebrations for moz's birthday!!
lily
a seaside town they forgot to close down - Thu, May 25, 2000 at 04:32:43 (PDT) | #11
what happened next tim? c'mon dont leave me hanging like this!!!!!!!!
trouble
orange county, S.A. - Thu, May 25, 2000 at 09:57:54 (PDT) | #12
wow,hooray for tim! that was excellent writing!
see we should have people like Tim writing for
these magazines.
javelin <javelinzone@hotmail.com>
- Thu, May 25, 2000 at 16:07:36 (PDT) | #13
That's pretty good Tim. Let me finish it for ya:As Kirsty tries to get a peek through the gate, Morrissey's neighbor (the rich celebrity) decides to see what all the fuss is about. To Kirsty's shagrin it's ORENTHAL! Kirsty realizing Orenthal's temptation to slit off the domes of big breasted white women shrieks and runs away. Horacio, by this time, is done tickling errr cleaning Moz. Horacio walks back into the house unaware of the danger which lies on the other side of the gate. The maid, on the other hand, has already seen Orenthal and is already calling up her cousin Guadalupe to come and pick her up. Orenthal, with a knife in one hand and a cake in the other, stands up on his ford bronco (parked in the yard trying to avoid attention) and looks over the fence at Moz. Morrissey, shocked at this sight, says "What in the heavens?!". Orenthal says, "I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday new neighbor". Suddenly O.J.'s abusive new girlfriend comes storming into Orenthal's yard. O.J. drops the cake and pulls out his cellular. With the knife still in his other hand (realizing that he'll probably need it) and calling the cops with the other, he jumps Morrissey's fence, and runs across the yard with the skank in hot pursuit. In all the commotion Moz is able to run into the house, grab his pistol and hide under the bed. After 20 minutes or so, he gets up, and looks out the window only to see Orenthal's girlfriend in a coma, a golf club at her side, and Horacio's dome on top of the cake. There is no sign of Orenthal or the maid. If only the 911 operator believed him. Morrissey has the authorities take care of it, and blows out the candles! The End.
Jim Rome <jimrome@mindspring.com>
The Jungle - Thu, May 25, 2000 at 17:09:13 (PDT) | #14
Moz's birthday was also mentioned in The Denver Post in the celebrity news section. Only two others were mentioned (can't remember who). The Post usually mentions just three birthdays per day ... so does that mean he's among the world's top 1,000 celebrities? Anyhow, a pleasant surprise on my morning bus ride, to see Morrissey's name in the local paper.
Al A. Baster
Denver, Colorado - Thu, Jun 01, 2000 at 13:35:24 (PDT) | #15
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