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Mark Harris on Howard Stern - transcript
Posted on Thu, Dec 2 1999 at 9:38 a.m. PST
by David T. <david@morrissey-solo.com>
Thanks to F Jackie for the following:

I am a die hard Stern Fan as well as a die hard Moz fan. It seems thats not as rare of a combination as I once thought. Anyway, I usually tape Howard in the mornings and listen back later in the day. I listened to the Mark Harris interview and wrote down all the mentions Mark made of Morrissey. Mark Harris mentioned Morrissey a total of 3 times on the air. First he was playing the game "Who Wants To Be A Turkish Millionaire". This is Howard's spoof of the TV show where he asks retarded questions to various weirdos. Of course a Turkish Million is equal to about five US cents. About two minutes into the game there was a question having to do with the gay band "10-CC"..here is the transcript:

Howard: .."..thats how the band 10-CC got their name, remember them?"

Mark: "I don't even know this band Morrissey who keeps calling me."

Robin: "Oh God, will you just answer the questions.."

Howard proceeded with the game.

Then about midway through his 45 minute appearance, Mark was taking calls from various people calling in calling him a homo, and various other names and out of nowhere Mark just mention Morrissey again, and again it was in the context of Morrissey as a band. Howard pretty much ignored him. Here is a transcript:

Mark: "Do you think it would be a good for me to do a singing spot with this group Morrissey?"

Howard: "(sigh), No..John, you're on the air.."

Then onto another caller to bash Mark

At the end of his appearance...Mark was giving a few plugs about his various appearances. Here's how that went:

Howard: "..well I'm happy for you about your Caroline's appearance, when do you plan to tell Caroline about it?"

Mark: "show already knows.."

Mark: "and in Vegas..Morrissey..at the House Of Blues.."

Howard: "When is that?"

Mark: "I have to look, I'm getting old ...December 19th and 20th and at the Palladium on December 15th and 16th with Boz Boorer, Alain Whyte, Spike Smith on Drums.."

Howard cuts Mark off after he mentions Spike and simply said "Alright that sounds good". It seemed like Mark had more he wanted to say (mention Gary perhaps?), but Howard wanted to end the segment and needed to break for commercials. While Mark was giving the dates Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling said "what's that all about" in the background, but Mark didn't respond to him. Mark then left.

Usually at the end of the show, Howard reads all the plugs from the various guests, but he did not mention any Morrissey dates. So the whole thing is still a mystery to Moz fans.

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Comments / Notes



very strange, indeed. i doubt howard is
aware of morrissey at all and i can't
fathom that mark is.
anyhoo, i have to admit I LOVE HOWARD STERN!!!
i can't listen in as they pulled his show
from our local area. i miss him dearly!!!

texaho
fort worth, tx - Thu, Dec 02, 1999 at 10:14:37 (PST) | #1




No, Howard does know who Morrissey is.

Our Hank
- Thu, Dec 02, 1999 at 12:06:51 (PST) | #2




I previously stated that Mark Harris may be the GAYEST man in the country next to the interior decorator on the Discovery Channel and Kordell Stewart. I now recognize this to be a false statement. There is a black guy on the Home Shopping Network named Anthony Mark Hankins who sells his own line of women's clothes. THIS guy is the absolute jedi-master of gay. No contest.

Sack Blabbath
- Thu, Dec 02, 1999 at 13:22:02 (PST) | #3




Interesting you should think of 10cc as a 'gay' band. In the UK they are, to the best of my knowledge, devoid of this connotation.

Jon
North West UK - Thu, Dec 02, 1999 at 14:58:19 (PST) | #4




speaking of gay, have any of you actually listened to the lyrics of your morrissey cds?

m
- Fri, Dec 03, 1999 at 06:44:39 (PST) | #5




Who the hell is Mark Harris??

el lobo
- Fri, Dec 03, 1999 at 12:32:03 (PST) | #6




Daddy, this is ashley!!

Ashley Stern
- Fri, Dec 03, 1999 at 18:01:39 (PST) | #7




The Stern Fan part of you should die hard.

By the way, about 2 years ago, Stern himself made reference to Morrissey . . . I can't recall the context (it was mentioned on this site).

Nick Seriously
- Fri, Dec 03, 1999 at 21:41:29 (PST) | #8




It's kinda strange because Howard Stern and Morrissey are completely opposites. Howared Stern with his whole show about big breasted women who do things that are just wacked out on national television. Then we have Morrissey who is on the other side of the spectrum. I think i'll stick with morrissey, he gives me purer thoughts.

viva mozzfan <glamboy420@aol.com>
Santa Barbara - Sat, Dec 04, 1999 at 13:05:13 (PST) | #9




No, I don't think Morrissey was ever mentioned by Howie some time ago..he was mentioned by that glamtrash thing called Manson around that time though, if you remember. Not like it makes much of a difference anyway, those media whores are all the same, all the same...

ellipsis <oscarstein15@netscape.net>
- Sun, Dec 05, 1999 at 17:58:13 (PST) | #10




Just wanted to check in as someone who is also a Morrissey fan and Stern listener. They are complete opposites but clearly one can enjoy them both for different reasons. Can't imagine why Morrissey would want to associate with Mark Harris though...any other Stern listeners might also agree that he can be funny but when he sings...oh my GOD is he terrible!

HaveAHeart
Spain - Mon, Dec 06, 1999 at 02:49:16 (PST) | #11




He's a figure of excess. He wants more than he has; he thinks he deserves more than he's got. Joyously and pathetically, he pours all over everyone like a big open wound. In one sense, he's great because he's actually living -- but in another, he's a mess, and he's heading for a very dark place.

A.D.
I saw him last night and he was not smiling... - Mon, Dec 06, 1999 at 07:06:01 (PST) | #12




Both Howard AND Robin have mentioned Morrissey on separate ocassions...

...so yeah, they know who he is.

I'm gay and I want to beat up Mark Harris. Moz does have a great sense of humor though. It'd be neat if he called into Howard's show once, and said...

"hullo, doddy? dis is Ashley...when are you coming home, doddy?"

John tha...well, you know
- Mon, Dec 06, 1999 at 09:46:40 (PST) | #13




i love ROBIN!!!!
ashley should be potty trained by now.
does anyone have news on howard's divorce.

texaho
fort worth, tx - Mon, Dec 06, 1999 at 13:03:24 (PST) | #14




I hate Howard!!!..gosh anyhow im glad that this Mark guy did not play with MORRISSEY at any of his concerts...this guy thought MORRISSEY was a band...uh no!..hes not worthy to play with him!

BrendA <MoRRiSSeYChiCk@aol.com>
Cali... - Mon, Dec 20, 1999 at 15:33:37 (PST) | #15






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