Last night I got really drunk and left the sprinklers on all night long, I forgot to turn them off because I was drunk, ok? The gardeners turned them...
My first job was being a dishwasher then a waitress in a cafe. It was under the table because I was working when I was 13. My first REAL job was at a...
Using 'Thus' in an essay because you are a Literary GOD Haruki Murakami, Too Many to List The Shinin
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Oscar Wilde, The Decay of Lying