Kilt Uncle
Senior Member

Oh good, I'll need some help with zee feeding - one mother and three babies doesn't really work. What do you eat or drink most? If you drink Irn Bru all day, it sure as hell will be Irn Bru, and that's a scientific fact. Poor lad! He gets enough problems with lads going after him as it is, without voluntarily giving himself up to them. I'll just send him to the shipyard. He shall go building ships in Derry to earn his/our living. :P

Mmm. Thankfully I get extra time because I'm brain disabled, so I should be able to answer all the questions and get a B. I'll be happy if I get a B, considering I didn't hand in half my coursework.

Trees? What sort of trees? A forest? Is there a squirrel in there?

I'm alright, bar the occasional agonising pain. You?

Start a rumour.... liven the place up
I'm fine thanks and you?

How are you Alasdair? Leaving for Manchester on the 20th!!! Wish you were going to be there!

Indeed it is. I'll grab him around the waist one day. I bet he can't wiat for me to hug him.....
Yes i had an amazing week! Got to say the barras was the best even though the barrier went up to my neck- i could have choked!
I'm not prepared and its tomorrow! I'm scared! Yeah i'm sure the SQA would accept Morrissey as i valid reason for failing higher English for the second time.
Hmm nah you NEED to get Maximo's new album!
I am scared about tomorrow but i shall meet and see maximo park.

Ahhh, I need no surrogate beard grower, only the right lighting conditions. I hate having the hair of a russki sometimes. As it happens, I won't need to join a freakshow - I shall send the father down the nearest mine to earn us a living. Sadly, Thatcher probably bombed it twenty years ago, so I shall have have to send him t' mill.

Ehhh, I'll do me best. Sadly no resits at my school, but when they see my results, they may change their minds.

Yes, it was, thank you. It was my friend's birthday today, so that was quite fun. I'm making a jewellery box in Tech, and it's lovely.

It's ok mate.
College is a bore. i cna't get round to revsing my first exam is on Friday.
I held his hand again on Friday!!! I tried to get on stage but it didn't quiet work out. It was better than my try on Monday. I just got a beaten then.
I am rather well counting down the days 'till i next see Moz.
I was in Glasgoew seeing our Moz so i didn't quite catch them .
I hope your well.

Lucy xxx

No, I'm not ignoring you! Just super busy. Classes are great so far. I think it will be everything I'd hoped!

How are you? I read Burns for class the other day and thought of you!

You'll have to relocate to Derry if you're going to help. My friends are relocating me there for the babies. My friend invented them in the first place.

Awwww, poor you. I hope it gets better for you. I'm having exams soon. Stressful, but hey. I'm going to get a C or something in IT because I didn't hand in half the coursework.

A great weekend to you, too.
-Jo xx

Pervert
How come you fucked up your life? I don't know how well we can discuss the ins and outs of your existence in 8 mins but what the hell. People do care, well a few strangers from the internet

I'm sorry I didn't reply before! I didn't realise... Please have mercy on me, I'm pregnant with triplets.
So in answer to your question, life is mental. And yours? Or should I ask afterlife...?