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Thursday January 22, 04
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07:44 AM - happy yet doomed
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OH MY GOD!
someone I really fancy phoned me yesterday...
OH MY GOD!
the problem is hes an utter knob end.
OH MY GOD!
you see I met him at Suede...went back to his place and kissed on a mattress,got a bit tacky and wrapped my legs round his back,didnt go any further,I left and he said that he'd call.
well,
he did call
SIX WEEKS LATER THE BASTARD!
so this proves two things:
1 hes obviously got nothing and no one better to do,so has taken his ''not really interested'' list of possible shags out of the bin and dusted it off.
2 hes an utter user,user,user,user
well, instead of telling him to sod off up his own bum,I giggled,wet myself and arranged to meet up in the park.
(You see,I'm lonely and hes sexy)
well,
a meaningful relationship was never going to happen anyway,so I'm just going to ''have'' him...
(from now on he will be referred to as R >
a skinny creature with specs and chin length black hair who studies history,acts utterly camp,and has a mouth like a girl)
basically hes utterly perfect but wholly unreliable and... also a shit.
Why have I spent so long looking for someone exactly like this only to find I have nothing in common with them apart from whats on the surface?
well who cares anyway,
I'm going for it.
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With your body of willow
I think of you still-o
Let's drink,I'll get the Bill-o.