Lady Morrissey (7237)

Lady Morrissey
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My Life With Morrissey… Well, I’m a twenty-something fun loving heterosexual crazy chick who luvs the 80’s, mingling, laughing, partying, cocktails, clove cigarettes, music and of course MORRISSEY!!! I have adored the man since I was 14. My first Smiths CD was the Queen Is Dead, I’ve had my heart broken to Viva Hate and life was a party through Bona Drag! I guess I found myself during the Kill Uncle years (KU is soo special to me, why doesn’t that album get the respect it deserves?) Anyway, my life from Your Arsenal through Vauxhall and I is a total blur. I love the Smiths and Moz-solo. I listen to Moz everyday because it makes me, oh so very happy. Current picks are Hatful of Hallow, My Early Burglary Years, Maladjusted and bootlegs galore! I also love all sorts of other music (80’s Mod, British Oi, ska, Spanish and English [American] rock ) going to concerts, social gatherings, traveling, meeting new & interesting people. Turn ons: Smith’s ballads *sigh*, great conversation, charm, intellect, modesty, morals, and a sense of humor. Turn offs: Arrogance, ignorance, lies, posers, cheapo's, guys who can’t dance and who have poor taste in shoes *giggles* "And if I seem a little strange, well, that's because I am."
Friday July 25, 03

There’s something in the air in Hollywood…

03:30 PM

Just stepped in from my afternoon stroll around the neighborhood. Walking a couple of miles everyday is my latest obsession, as I’m trying to shed a few before my Jamaican Rastafest!! But seriously, I had quite a scare when I weighed myself a few weeks ago - I’m tipping the scales at WHOPPING # # # HOLY COW!!! Haha! Overnight it seems, the figure has gone from girlish to BALL PARK??? So, I’ve been walking, running (I can barely do a block), jazzercising and fasting like a madwoman. Okay not fasting for real, but I’m only allowing myself 500 cals a day, which I’ve been staying under so yeah, I’m basically starving to death. And on top of that load, my eX says I’m AGEING!!! * notice I said EX with a capital X * Well, that scared the hibby jibbies out of me, as my classic face is all I have to hold on to *deep sigh*
Now, isn’t this pretty, I’m becoming an OLD F A T woman, who listens to moz, slowly but surely. How cliché!!

So I’m on the latest Fad, The HOLLYWOOD 48 Hour Miracle Diet that everyone’s raving about. It promises 10 pounds in two days. It works okay, but I barely survived. I got so sick of it half way through day 2, I called it quits!! It tastes like absolute shit. So I won’t be doing that one again for while. I was going to add needless to say, but if it were in fact, needless to say, I wouldn’t be saying it. Make sense??

Well just before my stroll I stopped by the detailer to get the ladymozmobile spiffed up for my little weekend rendezvous in Baja Mexico. Funny this entry should be about the battle of the bulge, as the reason we are going, is to celebrate my friend Julie’s upcoming Nip and Tuck.. She will be going under the knife in a couple of weeks for a tummy tuck and a snippety snip. So she’s invited us over to her summer cabana at the beach for some fun in the sun. She says it will be her last time partying as a FAT GIRL. Heehaw!! What a ridiculous way to think! But I’m sooo jeal…it’s not fair, why does she get the easy way out? Oh, some people get all the breaks!!

And speaking of Julie. Man, oh man!! I went to her house last night to make sure we were still on for the weekend. Well, she wasn’t home but her hubby was – God, I’ve never felt so uncomfortable in my life!!! He was just a little too friendly for my liking. He asked me in then he struck up a storm of small talk…in his boxers mind you (no T - or anything) eeew!! I tried to cut it short with the classic line “ALRIGHTY THEN…” But here’s where it gets creepy…they have a 2 year old little boy...well, he calls his son and tells the tot to give me a kiss…Okay, cool (I don’t do kids, but I can handle that) so I pick the kid up and say hello… Hubby goes…he loves the ladies already. So the baby rests his head on me and then the perv goes “now tell her you love her” eeeew….creeeeeepy!!!!
At this point I'm thinking "Okay dude, I’m outtie now" and I bailed like a bat out of hell. Okay, maybe it was just me, I mean, I am a little paranoid, but that was a little freaky, don’t you think? God, if she ever got her mittens on this one!!! I’ll be sure to delete today’s entry upon my return.

(Phone) Damn it!!!

Why it’s lady gaz….
Oh, she’s called with some alarming news!!! She just had another nightmare (it’s the middle of the day??) She s been calling me with her bizarre dreams all day. Now, she’s called to tell me that I’m GOING TO DIE???!!! Wonderful!!! She dreamt I was in a fatal accident and everyone around was speaking Spanish. But lady gaz doesn’t speak Spanish?? Super scary!!! So the accident was in MEXICO??? A premonition perhaps??

Now get this...my sister calls me to tell me to please be careful - she never does that.
Then the moongoodess (aka martini mate) calls right after to tell me she’s got a “bad feeling” What the hell is going on??? SIGNS?????

Well, if this is the end, my friends Goodbye and please remember me…
My name is LADY MORRISSEY!!
(I borrowed that from The Queen of SALSA, Celia Cruz…bless her soul)

“May God or Someone Who Resembles God Always Bless You” – MOZ

-:- -:- Lady Morrissey -:- -:-

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  • are you still alive? Did you get to Mexico and back? Ack!!! The suspense is killing me! (no pun intended)
    Happy Knowing Nothin -- Monday July 28 2003, @02:33PM (#69911)
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    I am what I am
    • Ha ha ha by Lady Morrissey (Score:1) Tuesday August 12 2003, @01:06PM
      • omg! by Happy Knowing Nothin (Score:1) Tuesday August 12 2003, @07:46PM
  • I will guess that the lack of a journal entry has something to do with the fact that you had one too many mai tai's on the beach ;)

    Hope that everything's great. Drop me a line. My sad little e-mail is in your in-box as we speak!

    Nothing but fab daaaaarrrrlling!
    MozGirl18 -- Thursday July 31 2003, @04:13PM (#70270)
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    "It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious."-Oscar Wilde


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