Lady Morrissey (7237)

Lady Morrissey
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My Life With Morrissey… Well, I’m a twenty-something fun loving heterosexual crazy chick who luvs the 80’s, mingling, laughing, partying, cocktails, clove cigarettes, music and of course MORRISSEY!!! I have adored the man since I was 14. My first Smiths CD was the Queen Is Dead, I’ve had my heart broken to Viva Hate and life was a party through Bona Drag! I guess I found myself during the Kill Uncle years (KU is soo special to me, why doesn’t that album get the respect it deserves?) Anyway, my life from Your Arsenal through Vauxhall and I is a total blur. I love the Smiths and Moz-solo. I listen to Moz everyday because it makes me, oh so very happy. Current picks are Hatful of Hallow, My Early Burglary Years, Maladjusted and bootlegs galore! I also love all sorts of other music (80’s Mod, British Oi, ska, Spanish and English [American] rock ) going to concerts, social gatherings, traveling, meeting new & interesting people. Turn ons: Smith’s ballads *sigh*, great conversation, charm, intellect, modesty, morals, and a sense of humor. Turn offs: Arrogance, ignorance, lies, posers, cheapo's, guys who can’t dance and who have poor taste in shoes *giggles* "And if I seem a little strange, well, that's because I am."
Thursday July 17, 03

Aren’t you gonna frisk me??

03:43 PM

Suddenly, Twelfth Street is a one hour parking zone. I got another ticket today.
Damn those good for nothing rent a cops!!

Monday, it was a WARNING!! Ahh, shoved in the glove box with the rest of ‘em!! Tuesday, I went over by five measly minutes and was issued a twenty-one dollar citation. I honestly didn’t think the parking police would be back so soon. I mean, it does take effort for those lazy bastards to get in and out of their go carts to chalk all those tires. So today, quick thinking me, parked in an “unmarked” space just BEFORE the “ONE HOUR PARKING BEGINS HERE” sign.

When I stepped outside for a breath of fresh air this morning, I found another GOD DAMN TICKET on my windshield…BASTARDS!! Have they nothing better to do?? Shouldn’t they be dunkin’ their doughnuts at Krispy Kreme or something? Can’t they read?? What’s the point of posting where the zone BEGINS and ENDS if they’re gonna ticket the whole block anyway, as if it were a No Parking Zone!! Put some Red paint on the curb or something!

Something for the office suggestion box:

Dear Big Cheese,
Build the mini-cheddars a parking structure damn it!!
Miss. M. of the 5th Floor
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