Well I saw David's journal from t'other day and I was quite intrigued by the questionnaire thingey. Consequently I've decided to bore you all shitless with it.

[ x ] Spell your first name backwards- Esiuol
[ x ] The story behind your user name – Moz song – thought it was apt as I guess I’m ‘always looking for attention, always needs to be mentioned’, plus sometimes I feel like I’m drowning in this world
[ x ] Are you a lesbian – not 99% of the time but I have my moments…..
[ x ] Where do you live – Holloway, Norf Lahndan
[ x ] 4 words that sum you up – fabulous, mental, sexy, weird.
[ x ] Wallet – just a black one but for the weekends I have a pink Hello Kitty one
[ x ] Hairbrush – don’t have one, I have a grey comb
[ x ] Toothbrush – purple
[ x ] Jewellry worn daily – silver celtic band, silver celtic pattern pendant on a black leather thing
[ x ] Pillow covers – deep pink
[ x ] Blanket – deep pink, but I have a throw that goes over it which is silver with a silver Indian pattern and little mirrors sewn on
[ x ] Coffee cup – it’s pink and lime green with ‘Louise’ and a little poem about my name
[ x ] Sunglasses – never got round to getting prescription ones, which REALLY pisses me off
[ x ] Underwear – all black
[ x ] CD in stereo right now – NiN live
[ x ] Tattoos – not yet, too indecisive
[ x ] Piercings- 2 in each ear, 1 in nose. Would have tongue one if not for fascist job.
[ x ] What you are wearing now- khaki vest top, white and blue gypsy skirt
[ x ] Hair – dyed mahogany, too short, being grown.
[ x ] Makeup – dark brown eyeshadow and eyeliner, mascara, deep pink lippy, blusher.

WHO or WHAT (was/is/are)
[ x ] In my mouth – my teeth (??)
[ x ] In my head – I wonder how long this is going to take me
[ x ] Wishing – I had another job
[ x ] After this – watching DVDs and eating chocolate
[ x ] Talking to – Rallen
[ x ] Eating – About to eat a chocolate trifle. Fabulous.
[ x ] Person you wish you could see right now – No one. Isn’t that sad?
[ x ] Is next to you – Rallen
[ x ] Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month – fuck all really, even though I’ve got lots on. If it’s possible, meeting Natalie.
[ x ] The last thing you ate – 2 pieces of Cadburys Caramel
[ x ] Something that you are deathly afraid of – Lack of control
[ x ] Do you like candles – love them
[ x ] Do you like hot wax – yeah, it’s great watching it set on my finger and feel it off. And it has other uses……
[ x ] Do you like incense – yup, but not bloody pachouli
[ x ] Do you like the taste of blood – yeah it’s ok
[ x ] Do you believe in love - yeah
[ x ] Do you believe in soul mates – yeah
[ x ] Do you believe in love at first sight – well yes actually, as I experienced it
[ x ] Do you believe in Heaven – nope
[ x ] Do you believe in forgiveness – yes, and I do it frequently and FAR too easily
[ x ] Do you believe in God – fuck no
[ x ] What do you want done with your body when you die - burn the fucker
[ x ] Who is your worst enemy – oh just some nasty little puff
[ x ] If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be – cat
[ x ] What is the latest you've ever stayed up – about 6am
[ x ] Ever been to Belgium – strangely yes, twice
[ x ] Can you eat with chopsticks – yeah
[ x ] What's your favorite coin – £2, they just look cool
[ x ] What are some of your favorite candy – mmm fudge
[ x ] What's something that you wish people would understand – EVERYTHING
[ x ] What's something you wish you could understand better – people ie society
[ x ] What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow – what the fuck??

you-
-- Name: Louise Claire F*****r
-- Birth date: 16 / 10 / 75
-- Birthplace: Chester, England
-- Current Location: North London
-- Eye Color: dark brown
-- Hair Color: brown but dyed mahogany red
-- Righty or Lefty: right handed
-- Zodiac Sign: Libra

            - describe - --
--Your heritage: Dad’s family are from Chester and most work for Shell, as did his father. My granddad died when I was a month old. My Nan is mad as a snake and had 9 children. There are loads of footballers in the family, including one who plays for Liverpool and England.

My Mum’s family, well my Granddad was from Altrincham, Cheshire and my Nan’s from Hackney, East London. My Nan was so poor as a child she had to eat at the soup kitchen. Her mother was mental and a total slut. So I guess it’s her I take after…

-- The shoes you wore today: really fucking uncomfortable things
-- Your weakness?: sex, indie boys and chocolate
-- Your perfect pizza: tuna, feta and olive
-- One thing you'd like to achieve: just to be happy

                - what is - --
-- Your thoughts first waking up: "shit I’ve got to get to work”
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: whether they’re smiling, hair.
-- Your best physical feature: I’m tall (5’11”), have decent tits and nice lips
-- Your bedtime: midnight
-- Your greatest accomplishment: getting a degree and holding down a posh job despite hating it all and feeling like shit most of the time
-- Your most missed memory: being in the first flush of love

                yOu prefer - --
-- Pepsi or coke: Pepsi - ALWAYS
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Bugger King
-- Single or group dates: Single
-- Adidas or Nike: ewww you have to be fucking joking!
-- Lipton or Nestea: Lipton
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: either
-- Boxers or briefs: briefs

                QuEsTiOnS:

                [ - do you - ]
-- Smoke: yes
-- Cuss: fuck yes!
-- Sing well: I sing perfectly in tune but my voice SUCKS
-- Take a shower everyday: Yup
-- Do you think you've been in love: Yup
-- Want to go to college: Done it
-- Like school: I loved it most of the time
-- Want to get married: Don’t believe in it
-- Type w/ your fingers: yeah, my speed is 75wpm
-- Believe in yourself: Yes, surprisingly
-- Get motion sickness: god yeah, it’s hideous
-- Think you're attractive: umm, yeah actually
-- Think you're a health freak: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-- Get along with your parents: oooh THERE’S a loaded question. Superficially, yes.
-- Like thunderstorms: they fucking terrify me
-- Play an instrument: used to play viola and keyboard

                [ - in the past month, did/have you- ]
-- Drank alcohol: Yes
-- Smoke(d): yes
-- Done a drug: nope
-- Have Sex: yup
-- Made Out: umm yup
-- Go on a date: date? Date…… I think I remember them…….
-- Go to the mall?: I live there
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: unfortunately not
-- Eaten sushi: No
-- Been on stage: no
-- Been dumped: you have to be seeing someone to get dumped
-- Gone skating: yeah right
-- Made homemade cookies: No
-- Been in love: no
-- Gone skinny dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: no but I’m doing it tomorrow
-- Stolen anything: no

                [ - have you ever - ]
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing? nope
-- If so, was it mixed company:
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: of course
-- Been caught "doing something" nope
-- Been called a tease – MANY MANY times
-- Gotten beaten up: no
-- Shoplifted: yup
-- If so, did you get caught: no
-- Changed who you were to fit in: not radically, and certainly not in my 20s

                [ - the future - ]
-- Age you hope to be married: Will never marry
-- Numbers and Names of Childrens: Nil, but I like the names Geneve and Gethin
-- Descibe your Dream Wedding: oh please!
-- How do you want to die: something suitably dramatic but not painful
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: happy
What country would you most like to visit: ooh I dunno, quite fancy Canada

                [- opposite sex -]
-- Best eye color? Not bothered but blue is nice
-- Best hair color?: the darker the better - anything but blond
-- Short or long hair?: long
-- Best height : taller than me, so over 6 foot (but not compulsory)
-- Best weight: whatever
-- Best articles of clothing: something individual, and not too baggy
-- Best first date location: dunno, but not cinema
-- Best first kiss location: dunno, somewhere tatty but glamorous

-First off, what's your name? Louise
-Why did your parents name you that, and do you wish they hadn't? Me Mum heard a kid called it on a bus and decided she liked it. And I actually like it.
-How old are you? 27
-How old are you emotionally? 45
-How about mentally? 45

SEX, ETC.
-Let's get this one over with- have you ever even had sex before?: Hahaha oh yes.
-If you're a virgin, do you plan on having sex before you get married? Why or why not?:
-Are you straight, bisexual, gay, or lesbian?: oh I dunno, bi I think.
-Do you feel comfortable talking about sexual things or uncomfortable?: god I love it!
-Do you feel comfortable talking about sexual things regarding your own experiences, what turns you on, etc.?: yeah, it’s great!
-Do you, or have you ever masturbated? Oh come ON!!!
-Do you think it's okay for members of the sex opposite your own to masturbate and why or why not?: what are you talking about??
-On a scale of 1-10, one being the least, and ten being the most, how perverted do you feel you are? 9
-If you're a teenager, are your hormones making you undoubtedly horny?:
-Have you ever had a sexual dream before, or "wet dream?" Feel free to describe: I used to get wet dreams, they were ace.
-What do you think of pornography? Have you ever seen it?: I use it regularly, I just wish it was better
-Do you have any fetishes or things that automatically start to turn you on? Shitloads! Gay men and S&M is particularly ace.
-Are you flexible, or do flexible people turn you on? (If you don't understand how this question is sexual you probably never will.): ummmmmm?
-How do sex scenes in movies make you feel? Disgusted? Hot? Elaborate: they’re always shite!!
-Did you lie on, or avoid answering any of the above questions?: no.

LOVE
-Do you believe in love as a concept? Why or why not?: yeah, coz I’ve felt it
-Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend or crush?: no, it’s fucking tragic.
-Do you love them?:
-If your family hated your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend, would you still go out with them? Why?: Yes, my mother didn’t talk to my last boyfriend for 7 years.
-DOES your family hate your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend?:
-Are you physically attracted to your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend?
-Do you think The Beatles were high when they wrote the song, "All You Need is Love?": Don’t know, don’t care (my sentiments exactly david)
-Is love worth it?: probably

FRIENDS
-Who is/are your best friend/s of the opposite sex?: Rallen, Gaz
-Who is/are you best friend/s of the same sex?: girls are bitches
-Name one or two people you know you would die for: Rallen, Gaz.
-On a scale of 1-10, how important are your friends to you?: 9
-Have you ever fallen in love with a friend? How did that work out, if you did?: no.
-How well do your friends know you? Do you think they would still be your friends if they knew EVERYTHING, no exceptions, about you? If so, which friends?: well I never hide ANYTHING or pretend, but some don’t WANT to know me that well so fuck ‘em
-Ten years from now, which friends do you hope to still be in touch with? Why?: Most of them I would think

YOUR PSYCHE
-Do you have any diagnosed mental disorders? Umm kinda
-Do you have any undiagnosed mental disorders?: Haha fuck yes
-If you do in fact have a diagnosed or even undiagnosed mental disorder, describe what it feels like and/or your personal experiences with it: well I’m definitely manic depressive, and have a borderline personality
-Have you ever been to a therapist, psychiatrist, or psychologist before? If so, were they helpful to you?: yes and no
-Do you think your dreams are a window into your soul? Or do they have any significance at all?: Yeah they’re significant, but more a mix of memories I reckon
-How would you describe yourself mentally and psychologically?: a mess
-Do you feel insecure with your own person? THAT’S a loaded question, yes and no.

RELIGION AND PHILOSOPHY
-What religion or system of beliefs, if any, do you subscribe to: none, although I believe in spirits and the occult
-Is this a mainstream religion? Doubt it
-What do you think about non-mainstream religions? (Wicca, Hinduism, etc.?): cool
-How much do you actually know about non-mainstream religions?: a little
-Have you ever tried to convert someone to your own religion? no
-What is your overall opinion of televangelists?: revolting
-What is your opinion of evangelists in general?: don’t ask
-If you could ask God or whomever you choose as a supreme being one question, and only one, what would it be? (If you're an atheist just skip ahead.): why the fuck did you do this to me?

MUSIC
-Is music important to you? Why or why not?: Yes, very.
-Do you sing? If so, do you sing well?: umm, we’ve been here haven’t we?
-What instruments do you play, if any?: yawn.
-Do you or have you ever written music before?: Yes, for my GCSE Music. It was hell.
-What do you think of Eminem?: homophobic but interesting at least
-In your opinion, what band is the best of all time? (Name a few if you can't decide.): The Smiths

-Now for the lightning round. Do you like...
Pop music: when I’m in the mood
Rock music: rarely
Punk music: yes
Rap music: occasionally
Hip-Hop/R&B: eww no, except De La Soul who are cool
Country: HIDEOUS
Jazz: annoying as fuck
Classical: occasionally
New Age: nope
-What is one band/singer you absolutely love that no one else does or seems to have heard about?: does Moz count? Curve were ace too, and not many had heard of them.
-Pick up the nearest CD to you and write a random song lyric from it: ‘and if you think peace is a common goal well that goes to show how little you know’

MOVIES, TV, ETC.
-What is your favorite tv show?: Simpsons, Futurama, Will & Grace
-What is your favorite movie?: Trainspotting, Priscilla Queen of the Desert
-If someone made a movie about your life, do you think anyone would want to see it?: yes, if only as porn
-What is your favorite TV character?: Karen from Will & Grace
-What is your favorite movie character?: Felicia from Priscilla
-Favorite actor? George Clooney
-Favorite actress?: dunno. Nicole Kidman is pretty ace.

ISSUES
-What is your stance on abortion?: am100% in favour before 12 weeks
-What is your opinion on gay people being allowed to get married?: go for it
-What is your opinion on gay couple adopting?: why the hell not?
-Do you have a political party affiliation? If so, what and why?: Nope, but I’m left wing.
-What do you think about sex before marriage?: Completely necessary.