CrystalGeezer

"What you can't tell is that the house is clean."

Mrs Diaz the classroom aide: "Is there any artwork for the walls?"
Teacher: "Not unless you've done the artwork as you're the only one they're going to do artwork with. "

Random kids ALL day: "I want to help you." One kid was holding fake money then a few minutes later said he wanted to help me.

Tons more. On my way to see The Hangover 2.