Salutations, etc.
Let's run away.
I have a vacancy. It would, however, mean a long commute.
I'm doing fine, trying to survive the economic downturn. Do you know of any vacancies for a back scrubber? Oh never mind. Hope you are well.
How are you Dearest?
I always did like the French PM.
srsly.
ok, this is getting ridicooolous now. Where are you? I need to read some lengthy sensible and enlightening posts. Come back, gawd darn eet. (I jest, but seriously - return!!) Hope all is well.
You are missed, Mister.
