Johnny Marr Q&A in the new Uncut

Jesus, Mo-reece.
Get a fkng grip. Climb out of he crack of Moz and get laid, you sad twat.Cretin

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Mike Joyce aka Mike Gross is a liar and a criminal. Mike Joyce aka Mike Gross stole Morrissey's money. He tried to steal Morrissey's mother's house. He also bothered to get Morrissey into a court of law and he used Morrissey as a pawn in Mike Joyce aka Mike Grosses chess game. Meaning Mike Joyce aka mike gross is a miniature evil little fat man with a fat face who owes Morrissey like 38 million dollars with interest. Mike Joyce aka Mike Gross is an Islamic man in Pakistan. He is evil and should Pay Morrissey at least a few million back right away as its the right thing to do.isn't it?
 
Mike Joyce aka Mike Gross is a liar and a criminal. Mike Joyce aka Mike Gross stole Morrissey's money. He tried to steal Morrissey's mother's house. He also bothered to get Morrissey into a court of law and he used Morrissey as a pawn in Mike Joyce aka Mike Grosses chess game. Meaning Mike Joyce aka mike gross is a miniature evil little fat man with a fat face who owes Morrissey like 38 million dollars with interest. Mike Joyce aka Mike Gross is an Islamic man in Pakistan. He is evil and should Pay Morrissey at least a few million back right away as its the right thing to do.isn't it?

You need help Kate.
 
"Joyce Michael." Really? What are you, three?

I think he thinks it's witty - like Morrissey or something. However, the fact that he keeps doing it in absolutely every reference to Mike Joyce he makes makes it really f***ing tedious instead.
 
1. Because I'm really f***ing fat.

2. Because Kuiper wouldn't be my online boyfriend.

3. Because Skylarker turned out to be some old bald asshole, so I wasted a lot of time flirting with him, too.

4. Because Hulk Hogan doesn't get the respect he deserves in the mainstream press.

5. Because it turns on my fat girlfriend in California. She's a troll groupie.
1) Don't let our market driven culture that tries to sell the perfect image to us, defeat you. You say you're fat, well I'm stupid. Who cares, we're all interesting and worthy.
2)f*** Kuiper, if he wasn't interested then he hasn't the insight to appreciate you.
3) Yeah, well Skylarker turned out to be a bit of a disapointment for me aswell (you may know what I'm on about here if you've seen the posts).
4)The mainstream media are incapable of understanding those of true worth.
5) You have a girlfriend, that is a good thing. There are worse things to be than a troll groupie. For instance, my wife is an interrogator for the Iranian secret police. You should see the mess when she brings her work home.
 
Thank you so much for your kind words, Peter! I don't know why the reputation things says you have "a little shameless behavior."

Yes, Skylarker is a c***. A bald c*** who never shuts up about Luke Haines.

I am glad you appreciate Hulk Hogan. Statistics can't communicate how he dominated the (VERY REAL) sport for so many years.

My girlfriend is less fat than me. Still fat, but not as fat. So I have that.

I love you, Peter! I care less about my micropenis now!
I love you too!
 
What is this website? We all know Morrissey can be a bit brash, but do you honestly believe that after these pathetic comments on practically every news story, he could care less about the site. I know there are many people on the site who are Morrissey fans, always have been, always will be and won't post stupid things, but as a collective group, this site is stupid.
 

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