TTY: Morrissey planning a January-February 2016 concert tour of the Middle East

Morrissey for the Middle East - true-to-you.net
1 August 2015

Morrissey is planning a January-February concert tour of the Middle East.

"It's a dream long overdue," commented Morrissey.

photograph of Morrissey at Madison Square Garden 2015 copyright Brooklyn Vegan, used here with much love and respect

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Which of these countries will he play?

Bahrain, Cyprus, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Oman, Palestine, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Turkey, United Arab Emirates, Yemen
 
Africa next?

The will put him in the safari line up as a mopius maledingo. Natural habitat: 5 star hotels and Noel Gallaghers mouth. Meanwhile morrissey outfit for this tour has been announced

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Which of these countries will he play?

Bahrain, Cyprus, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Oman, Palestine, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Turkey, United Arab Emirates, Yemen

There's a lot of animals in these countries that need saving, this is a job for Ste Mo.
Please don't come back and good luck I hope you win many many awards for things other than being a pop performer.
There should be some interesting cheeses to sample as well.
P s Watch out for gropers

Benny-the-British-Butcher
 
I bet the Meat Is Murder video won't get much of a reaction there, they do that stuff to themselves on a hourly basis.
 
Many Middle East countries are run by oppressive monarchies with close ties to the British Royals. I Wonder if they play TQID, will he mention this in the intro or change the stage backdrop for the song? Probably not.
 
..copyright Brooklyn Vegan, used here with much love and respect

Love and respect to Brooklyn Vegan? He must not read the comments on that site that follow almost any Morrissey story.:squiffy:

But seriously...I'm happy for him (and for Middle East fans) for planning this new tour. He really does seem to be in the midst of a resurgence of sorts lately...:guitar:
 
This tour is gonna be a blast! Self-proclaimed humasexuals are very welcome in most Middle-Eastern countries, especially those who wear the key to the city of Tel Aviv around their neck.
 
So much for the RIP Morrissey 1959 - 2015 shirts/hats.
 
At this point the tour will extend into 2017. Areas include The Arctic Circle, a series of underground caves and the Pacific Islands. Indigenous people of the world have been waiting for this since 1983.
 
Playing in The Middle East is his dream come true, but he won't go Canada on ethical grounds...
 
He's bored already being off-tour - he probably shouldn't have mentioned this until everything was set in stone. Now, if something falls through and he can't tour the Middle East, he's going to look bad.
 
This tour is gonna be a blast! Self-proclaimed humasexuals are very welcome in most Middle-Eastern countries, especially those who wear the key to the city of Tel Aviv around their neck.

Wasn't it Saudi Arabia who created facon, a bovine bacon for their Bacon loving tourist. They are very kind to their rich tourist. I presume morrissey will be met with a barrage of vegan delights and and humasexual p*rn for a dessert wank
 
The ways things are going he'll probably play in your mammy's backyard if you want him to. What is going on here??
 

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