Morrissey's "Autobiography" published in third edition (UK)​ - true-to-you.net

Morrissey's Autobiography published in third edition (UK)​ - true-to-you.net
16 April 2015

Morrissey's Autobiography continues as a best-seller for Penguin UK and is newly available on May 7th complete with detailed discography, and additional press notices (although Morrissey has had twelve UK top ten albums and not the eleven as stated in the Penguin biog).

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Do not waste anymore time or money on this Crankfruad book, best to wait for Johnnys book.
Remember Johnny was NOT described as devious, truculent and unreliable.

Benny-the-British-Butcher
 
Morrissey's Accolades Turret's is strangely endearing. :p
 
"... the kind of burnished prose no other singer on the planet could aspire to."

Great description. Despite his many faults (and there are many) this is something I often feel when I read something he has written. For example, in one of his linder notes (can't remember which one) he says about girls "kiss one, and die of typhoid fever" and as I read that I thought "Oh, Moz". It's kind of strange and lovely at the same time.
 
Do not waste anymore time or money on this Crankfruad book, best to wait for Johnnys book.
Remember Johnny was NOT described as devious, truculent and unreliable.

Benny-the-British-Butcher

Too late Benny, because loads and I mean LOADS of people have bought it already. A bonafide smash hit, like it or not.
 
the durham venue seats about 1200 hundred, i dont think selling that out is something to crow about.
 
the durham venue seats about 1200 hundred, i dont think selling that out is something to crow about.

well ill be there and im kinda happy itll be only 1200. itll help offset the msg show for me
 
Too late Benny, because loads and I mean LOADS of people have bought it already. A bonafide smash hit, like it or not.

Loads of people buy Viz. It's a real hoot of a read, but how many times does he mention 'cheese'?

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BB
 
Ca-kow!! Ca-kow!!

you know that none of other shows, similar in seating arrangements, have yet to sell out.
it does not bode well.
durham is a town with limited options for the gay/lesbian crowd as its in the deep south.
 
The new edition
Autobiography of a Crankfruad
The greatest Crank and Roll Swiindle in British pop music ever, still rolling on thirty years down the line. A must for every charity bookshop shelf in the United KingDUMB.

Benny-the-British-Butcher
 
you know that none of other shows, similar in seating arrangements, have yet to sell out.
it does not bode well.
durham is a town with limited options for the gay/lesbian crowd as its in the deep south.
The deep south?? Southeast. Deep south is Georgia. Louisiana, Mississippi...

And our Gay/lesbian/bi communities seem to be quite happy here...as if any of that makes a difference. People are people. Open your mind.
 
if you dont think durham is the deep south you obviously never been there.
the nashville venue which is also tiny is barely one tenth sold out. mark that one down on the cancellation column.
 
The deep south?? Southeast. Deep south is Georgia. Louisiana, Mississippi...

And our Gay/lesbian/bi communities seem to be quite happy here...as if any of that makes a difference. People are people. Open your mind.

yeah nc has some really cool gay people and they just live openly and its fine. two of my current lesbian friends are from nc, charlotte. yeah the coastal towns are pretty cool here even south. ya gotta go further west though there are pockets that can be anomalies
 
The new edition
Autobiography of a Crankfruad
The greatest Crank and Roll Swiindle in British pop music ever, still rolling on thirty years down the line. A must for every charity bookshop shelf in the United KingDUMB.

Benny-the-British-Butcher

Benny, he's just trying to be Brummie.

'Autobiography' is Volume 1 of 3. He's using the same cutting-edge Autofiction-Unreliable Narrator toolbag that BrummieBoy has been using for years, but the problem for Morrissey is he doesn't have the technical literary skill to pull it off. Unlike BrummieBoy who really, really maxes post-post-modernism to it's limits. This barrage of comments here is part of BrummieBoy's 'Autohagiography' which will be published when he's left this unhappy planet. Morrissey's been stalking Brummie on these boards and everywhere else trying to catch up, but he's just not got the intellectual or social chops to pull it off. And he knows it. Thus, "Art-Hounds", his silly snipe at Brummie which failed to get a response. Then he realised he'd done something completely idiotic but it's too late now. Brummie is merciless, especially towards Steven Patrick Crank-Fraud-betrayer of animals. Nobody disses Brummie and gets away with it. Morrissey goes back into boot-camp on Monday, we gave him the week-end off to go and see his mummy. Bless! He's got it in him, but he needs to drop that pansy boy crap. At 55? FFS! Man-up Morrissey, and bend and spread and take it like a man. Brummie may even give you a reach-around. Volumes 2 and 3 of Morrissey's Autobiography will relate an entirely different timelines, different characters, some missing ones from the first volume, but the one character who SP Crank-Fraud is never, ever going to write about is......BrummieBoy. Manchester lads always come a cropper in Brum, they get all boastful about Man U/Man C and The Smiths-New Order-Oasis stuff, forgetting that they are in the city of Black Sabbath. So, there we are, that's why I'm here, to write my own 'autohagiograpy' and it's always been a deliberate tactic to stick it to the Crank-Fraud. Moz Ambiguous and yourself are right, there is not enough humility in the admission of guilt. It's not a 'mea culpa, mea maxima culpa', it's a devious, truculent and unrealible attempt to avoid Brummie bringing down the hammer so he's finally...fcuked. I think we're going to have enough #Gates to open a garden centre by the time we're done with this lulz. Oh,boo hoo! "There's always someone, somewhere with big nose, who knows, who trips you up and laughs as you fall"....."Art-Hounds look like nothing, so Art-Hounds write something" Moderassey thinks his dire book is 'successful' because a load of eejits brought to gawp at his life like he's a zoo exhibit. However, one notes the singular failure of his marketing team to translate book sales into bottoms on seats at The Black Curtain tour. They read the book, put it in the Oxfam bag, blessed themselves for not being famous and bonkers and went about their day in the UK, with no further thought about The King Of Dumb. He fessed up to #Cheesgate as a libation, an offering to the war machine that is Brummie, but.....it's not enough....Mortici-your ass belongs to me now.....and BrummieBoy will finally make a VeganSuperDroneMemeMachine out of mummy's boy Mortici. Srsly.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofiction

 
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if you dont think durham is the deep south you obviously never been there.
the nashville venue which is also tiny is barely one tenth sold out. mark that one down on the cancellation column.

Born and braised in North Carolina...

And, as you can see we are not a part of the deep south. Not that it's a bad thing to be a part of the deep south. Anything else you'd like me to clear up for you?

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Oh, and take a look at this: OUT IN DURHAM

Wanna troll some more, arsehole?

Now, to stay on topic, I will most definitely add this edition of Autobiography to my collection!
 
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Born and braised in North Carolina...

And, as you can see we are not a part of the deep south. Not that it's a bad thing to be a part of the deep south. Anything else you'd like me to clear up for you?

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Oh, and take a look at this: OUT IN DURHAM

Wanna troll some more, arsehole?

Now, to stay on topic, I will most definitely add this edition of Autobiography to my collection!

nobody, absolutely nobody in nc uses the word 'arsehole', you have shown yourself to be a fake.
whoever marked that map must have been drunk on corn liquor, leaving out tennesee, nc, and kentucky.
 
nobody, absolutely nobody in nc uses the word 'arsehole', you have shown yourself to be a fake.
whoever marked that map must have been drunk on corn liquor, leaving out tennesee, nc, and kentucky.

:lbf: Oh, my. You have shown yourself to be a fool.

Are you going to purchase this edition of Autobiography, or continue to fumble your way through this thread? On topic would be nice.
 

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