Morrissey interview in Suississimo (French)

Anonymous · Nov 1, 2014

Re: Morrissey en interview avec la presse suisse

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A Lausanne, sur le lac, les canards sont mignons. Alors que tu vas à Thonon-les-Bains, eh ben, même les canards ils sont moches.

La France me fait rire, oui; mais jaune. L'humour suisse est bien plus proche de l'humour anglais.
En France, j'ai toujours l'impression qu'on se fout de ma gueule. Ce qui n'arrive jamais en Suède!!

CrystalGeezer · Nov 1, 2014

Re: Morrissey en interview avec la presse suisse

WTF is everyone talking about? :straightface:

I just see a bunch of extra apostrophes and e's wearing different little hats. And a c taking a poo.

Anonymous · Nov 1, 2014

Re: Morrissey en interview avec la presse suisse

CrystalGeezer said:
And a c taking a poo.

It's...It's...Gastroenteritis c!!!!!

CrystalGeezer · Nov 1, 2014

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Anonymous said:
It's...It's...Gastroenteritis c!!!!!

Get that c some fluids and tell her to rest. She needs to put the C in Les Doks in less than a day.

Anonymous · Nov 1, 2014

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CrystalGeezer said:
Get that c some fluids and tell her to rest. She needs to put the C in Les Doks in less than a day.

It's very likely it's just the R that will be put in Les Doks, you know.

/straightfaçe/

CrystalGeezer · Nov 1, 2014

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Anonymous said:
It's very likely it's just the R that will be put in Les Doks, you know.

/straightfaçe/

This made me lol.

Uncleskinny · Nov 1, 2014

Morrissey - Punk and Dandy

This interview was hinted at in this thread...
http://www.morrissey-solo.com/threads/133272-Morrissey-en-interview-avec-la-presse-suisse

And here's the interview itself...
http://www.letemps.ch/Page/Uuid/8c9a498e-610a-11e4-802c-cf45623830fa/Morrissey_punk_et_dandy

P.

zieggla · Nov 1, 2014

UPDATE 5:15 PM PT:

An anonymous person pointed out this appears to be the same interview from earlier in October on The Swiss Music Show:

Morrissey interview (part 1) on the Swiss music show - Oct. 6, 2014
Morrissey interview (part 2) on the Swiss music show - Oct. 9, 2014

zieggla writes:

Morrissey a accordé une interview avec le journal de référence Le Temps en Suisse, le meilleur de ces citations dans cet article :

Morrissey, punk et dandy - LeTemps.ch (subscription required)

L'interview intégrale est à lire ici : suississimo.wordpress.com

Bon concert lausannois ou bâlois!

Full interview direct link (French):

MORRISSEY PARLE - suississimo.wordpress.com

Chickpea · Nov 2, 2014

Re: Morrissey - Punk and Dandy

And a crappy Google translation for those of us who only took one year of French 23 years ago:

https://translate.googleusercontent...issey/&usg=ALkJrhga96dZXzkPvaEFaFxyjuGElIxneQ

Anonymous · Nov 2, 2014

Re: Morrissey en interview avec la presse suisse

Didn't we read this interview a few weeks ago?

Anonymous · Nov 2, 2014

Re: Morrissey en interview avec la presse suisse

Cancer or no cancer ? That is STILL the question

Benny-the-British-Butcher

Anonymous · Nov 2, 2014

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Anonymous said:
Cancer or no cancer ? That is STILL the question

Benny-the-British-Butcher

Wanker or no wanker ? That question was answered LONG ago by Benny's own posts.

Thank God for Davidt's much-cherished notion of freedom of speech - how else would Benny, Brummie, Barleycorn & co be able to comprehensively demonstrate their utter c***itude and total abscence of wit, insight, taste and intellect?

Girlmostlikely · Nov 2, 2014

^^^Ignore Benny and maybe he'll go away :paranoid:

Yes, we've seen this interview before (although I never saw part 2 for some reason) but it's a pretty good one

CrystalGeezer · Nov 2, 2014

"An anonymous person pointed out this appears to be the same interview from earlier in October on The Swiss Music Show:"

I thought it sounded familiar. Just the broken English was broken in a different way.

I wonder if Moz cut and pasted his answers or if it's verbatim an identical interview. Only a Tower of Babble Expert could tell us.

Or Morrissey.

Anonymous · Nov 2, 2014

Girlmostlikely said:
^^^Ignore Benny and maybe he'll go away

Yes, we've seen this interview before (although I never saw part 2 for some reason) but it's a pretty good one

Kiss me a lot I'm going nowhere fast until the truth comes OUT ! ! !

Benny-the-British-Butcher

von sulstrus · Nov 2, 2014

What pisses me off the most is his bent on bullfights. Pure shit.

Spain and Portugal have remained on his tour itinerary while Canada is left, alone, like a poor beaten seal.

Unfortunately, those who kill seals don't do so for entertainment value as bullfighting is regarded in certain countries. I've never seen tickets on stub hub for the seal cull. Morrissey, as entertaining as he is, may as well be a matador. Olé, eh!

Get some balls Moz. If you are going to continue to bend Canadian fans over and screw them for their government's lack of animal protection then please make fans in other countries feel as worthless as you have Canadians.

Yes I am challenging Morrissey's integrity. He is a douche and needs to STFU re: bullfights.

CrystalGeezer · Nov 2, 2014

von sulstrus said:
What pisses me off the most is his bent on bullfights. Pure shit.

Spain and Portugal have remained on his tour itinerary while Canada is left, alone, like a poor beaten seal.

Unfortunately, those who kill seals don't do so for entertainment value as bullfighting is regarded in certain countries. I've never seen tickets on stub hub for the seal cull. Morrissey, as entertaining as he is, may as well be a matador. Olé, eh!

Get some balls Moz. If you are going to continue to bend Canadian fans over and screw them for their government's lack of animal protection then please make fans in other countries feel as worthless as you have Canadians.

Yes I am challenging Morrissey's integrity. He is a douche and needs to STFU re: bullfights.

Not to cockblock my evening of imagined masturbatory bliss with Morrissey, but he has a point here. Exclusion is no fun, particularly when there's a double standard to that exclusion. I'm going to assume it's due to complicated PETA politics, as I am currently sitting a dog I shouldn't be sitting due to an arrangement I'm too pussy to break with an old friend who has certain expectation of me, so it's easier to just sit the dog. Or skip Canada. I could be wrong.

Chickpea · Nov 2, 2014

CrystalGeezer said:
"An anonymous person pointed out this appears to be the same interview from earlier in October on The Swiss Music Show:"

I'm laughing now because I can't even tell what's a new interview anymore—same questions, same answers.

Davide · Nov 2, 2014

Tonight's gig has been cancelled too.
No joke.

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