Oof. Here's a much better English translation: http://xl.repubblica.it/articoli/morrissey-ramones-english/14054/
Oof. Here's a much better English translation: http://xl.repubblica.it/articoli/morrissey-ramones-english/14054/
When was Jake pestered by the press?
He can't even answer where he lives, FFS.
When was Jake pestered by the press?
Macaroni!.....I thought that was hilarious, for some strange reason.
Oof. Here's a much better English translation: http://xl.repubblica.it/articoli/morrissey-ramones-english/14054/
His intervieuws still are a joy to read, Morrissey can always have a career as having a talkshow, with some music,
bit like Jools, but more in depth talking.
I assume you are joking. If Moz helmed a talkshow it would be cancelled after the pilot episode. No guest would be good enough for him and he probably wouldn't turn up unless asked to leave the dressing room 49 times. His answer to every statement made by the guest would be "really? do you think so?", as he fluffs up his quiff and grimaces at the wrong camera. I can imagine the conversation:
Guest 1: "It's so great to be on your show, Morrissey. Especially as this is your first ever talkshow."
Moz: "Ammm no, you're wrong. You're wrong. But you're not northern so you could never understand."
Guest 1: "Understand what? This IS your first talkshow."
Moz: "Boz? How long has it been since I did my last talkshow?" (unintelligible garble from stage right where Boz has been busy snarfing all the free donuts)
Moz: "Yes, so you see I'm right and you're wrong."
Guest 1: "Moz, don't take this the wrong way but you are a freak sometimes, can't you see that? I'm just saying."
Moz: "I see the slate gray of the sky, and the trees. Why look at the guttersnipes when you can stare at the stars?"
Guest 1: "Okaaaaayyyy. Surely it must be time for me to sing my song now? I do have a record to promote".
Moz: "Really? Are you sure? I had one too but now it's gone. It was my best ever, until the next one."
Guest 1: "Yah I heard. And all because they wouldn't make a video for Istanbul. Don't you know nobody watches videos any more? They're too busy watching Harry Hill."
Moz: "Stop staring at me! I am not an animal. I am a HUMA...SEX.....UAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL". (puts potato sack over his head and storms off the stage).
ANNOUNCER: "TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOLKS (IF THERE IS A NEXT WEEK), WHEN, DUE TO A LACK OF GUESTS, MORRISSEY WILL INTERVIEW HIMSELF AND PERFORM (SORRY I MEAN SING) A SMITHS CLASSIC* THAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN WAITING TOO LONG FOR: GOLDEN LIGHTS. ALSO MRS. SHUFFLEWICK WILL BE DUG UP FOR A ONE NIGHT ONLY READING OF AUTOBIOGRAPHY."
* where classic means a crap cover version of a crap song.