Autobiography by Morrissey is now in the number 6 position in the UK - TTY

It's everything that's wrong with him, isn't it? So utterly, f***ing embarrassing.
So he didn't make his usual idiotic, adolescent announcement about the chart position when it dropped to 9 but now it's bounced up to no. 6, he wants to remind us all.
What an utter, f***ing twat. Of all the embarrassing, idiotic stuff he's done in recent years, this really does take the biscuit.
 
Still no-one has provided evidence that there actually is a UK paperback chart.
 
I know he wants to keep hyping the book, but his obsession with chart placing is getting downright scary.
 
It's everything that's wrong with him, isn't it? So utterly, f***ing embarrassing.
So he didn't make his usual idiotic, adolescent announcement about the chart position when it dropped to 9 but now it's bounced up to no. 6, he wants to remind us all.
What an utter, f***ing twat. Of all the embarrassing, idiotic stuff he's done in recent years, this really does take the biscuit.

POST OF THE YEAR ^

Benny-the-Butcher
 
Big deal. It's just books. He still can't get a record deal. Oh, wait... Shit! If that man had an ounce of integrity, he wouldn't be making it so damn hard to be a hater right now! This is worse than that time I put toothpaste on my asshole when I was 14! It was just an experiment! Horrible, Horrible!

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."

"Eight year olds, Dude."

:lbf:
 
I really don't mind reading how well the autobiography is doing in the charts. I'm interested in Morrissey and , hence , am glad to read the TTY snippet on the subject.
 
It's flipped. The nine is upside down now. Le Pendu.
 
It's everything that's wrong with him, isn't it? So utterly, f***ing embarrassing.
So he didn't make his usual idiotic, adolescent announcement about the chart position when it dropped to 9 but now it's bounced up to no. 6, he wants to remind us all.
What an utter, f***ing twat. Of all the embarrassing, idiotic stuff he's done in recent years, this really does take the biscuit.

It must absolutely *destroy* you that the book has done so well
 
It's in the mail on Sunday every week along with the music charts, film charts etc

Hmmmm........it figures. After all that His Loyal Mozzeriness has said in the past, he reads The Mail On Sunday!
Oh well, it does pretty much reflect his world view at the moment....
 
He won't have to worry about chart position with his upcoming album.

Given the shit we have already heard it headed for the trash bin
 
It's everything that's wrong with him, isn't it? So utterly, f***ing embarrassing.
So he didn't make his usual idiotic, adolescent announcement about the chart position when it dropped to 9 but now it's bounced up to no. 6, he wants to remind us all.
What an utter, f***ing twat. Of all the embarrassing, idiotic stuff he's done in recent years, this really does take the biscuit.

In fairness, I don't think it's Morrissey posting this. Is it? Surely it's just Julia?
 
Exactly. Certain "fans" just get so jealous that Moz succeeds at doing what he does best. I say BRAVO to Moz-a-roo and keep doing what you do best! :D

It must absolutely *destroy* you that the book has done so well
 
All bitter/biased haters can say what they like about this book, but this PENGUIN CLASSIC proved to be a winner! Look at the sales figures and chart positions lol, numbers don't lie! Apart from Isadora Duncan, Charlie Chaplin memoirs (and about 4th position (IMO), but great, Rupert Everet and his memoirs) Moz wrote a true classic. Oh to die after reading this is enough for any book lover. Forget A A Gill and his spite about the book, look at his best friend Jez Clarkson's latest post on Twitter, makes eating a Baboon seem secondry, almost! Write loads more Morrissey, forget your great music, literature is your forte!!!
 
Going off topic, watching CBB, jeez, who done Rylan's teeth (sue them) and what a bitch Lionel has shown himself to be (my mum always said The Curtain always falls at the end) guess at 82yrs he has to be forgiven!
 

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