Haha class, long live Viz
Haha class, long live Viz
I don't remember Morrissey ever comparing 'meat-eaters' to 'the massacring of children'. He has compared the modern _meat industry_ to the massacring of children, and I don't care if that's "hugely inappropriate"; it's more than accurate.
Whether we like it or not.
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Send out silly rants via a silly site called TiTY
Make up childish playground names about the Royal family or famous celebs who you hate i,e, Jamie Horrible, Simon Cowshed and Kate Muddleten
Have your fries salted for you to avoid infection from meat eaters
Cancel gigs at the last minute because your Mums ill or your band is ill
Keep harping on how you will never re-form the Smiths (Yawn) and how you hate Joyce
Write and record crap albums with dodgy axe-men
Learn what its like to have writers block
Start to wear old shirts because you've thrown your others to the lions
Moan how Manchester gave you nothing yet Tel aviv gave you the key to the city
In fact just talk bollocks all day long
Hooky
You know it's a spoof, not truth, right?
P.
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Send out silly rants via a silly site called TiTY
Make up childish playground names about the Royal family or famous celebs who you hate i,e, Jamie Horrible, Simon Cowshed and Kate Muddleten
Have your fries salted for you to avoid infection from meat eaters
Cancel gigs at the last minute because your Mums ill or your band is ill
Keep harping on how you will never re-form the Smiths (Yawn) and how you hate Joyce
Write and record crap albums with dodgy axe-men
Learn what its like to have writers block
Start to wear old shirts because you've thrown your others to the lions
Moan how Manchester gave you nothing yet Tel aviv gave you the key to the city
In fact just talk bollocks all day long
Hooky
Also
Send out silly rants via a silly site called TiTY
Make up childish playground names about the Royal family or famous celebs who you hate i,e, Jamie Horrible, Simon Cowshed and Kate Muddleten
Have your fries salted for you to avoid infection from meat eaters
Cancel gigs at the last minute because your Mums ill or your band is ill
Keep harping on how you will never re-form the Smiths (Yawn) and how you hate Joyce
Write and record crap albums with dodgy axe-men
Learn what its like to have writers block
Start to wear old shirts because you've thrown your others to the lions
Moan how Manchester gave you nothing yet Tel aviv gave you the key to the city
In fact just talk bollocks all day long
Hooky
Yes, but spoof is exaggerated forgery. It's always based on a bit of truth or at least what the parodist thinks is the truth: "Morrissey is always moping, he always talks about the crimes of the meat industry." That is bollocks! I'm really sick of these stereotypes that so-called parodist always come up with! This joke isn't funny anymore... Especially when it comes to the meat industry: This industry is pure evil and injustice and I can't really understand where the point is in making fun of somebody who speaks out against this murderous industry again and again and again... Meat IS Murder is a statement and not just a fancy Smiths record! And by the way, most of Morrissey's comments, interviews and lyrics are more fun than this whole part of garbage...
Too bloody right! This site is full of daft threads about whether he'll marry and such shite. It should be about music but there isn't any!Viz is a national treasure. They've always had little digs at Morrissey since the beginning, and this is quite mild, ignoring his Queen in Ireland and "Middleton is responsible for the death of the nurse" idiocy, and the Falklands treachery.
The difference with such articles today is that now he has seemingly ceased to write and record will he increasingly become a target for humourists and satirists and little else?
I was on shuffle this morning wandering into town and "Disappointed" came up. Beautiful. I want to remember him like that rather than as a figure of fun dragging his arse to the Rose and Crown, Tierra Del Fuego every eighteen months.
Perhaps he should try for one more big payday and retire before he does any more damage to his legacy.
Is it that Viz used to be funny, or that I used to be a child? Someone enlighten me please.
Too bloody right! This site is full of daft threads about whether he'll marry and such shite. It should be about music but there isn't any!